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Awww so cute and romantic of you What did you send him when he paid for your underwear’s?? 🤭☺️

@redchesternels @bellyzee_ 💀

@bellyzee_ @Baniy02 Here comes the infection allocator

When I leave a girl I’m crushing on for my homie to smash and he catches aids

"I can cheat on my 3 baby mamas, but they don't have any right to cheat back. I'm not f0rcing anyone to be in a relationship with me. If for whatever reason you say you don't want me no more, the door is never locked. You have the opportunity to go about your business. I don't want anyone thinking I'm manipulating these women to do things they don't wanna do. Any of them that's with me is by choice. But everyone asks me if they have the right to date outside of me. The answer is 'NO'. Because when I got with these women, I did not ask for their exclusivity, they offered it. They came to me and said they wanna be exclusive to me. I told them, 'Hope you know your exclusivity to me does not mean my exclusivity to you,' and they were okay with it." Ne Yo says everyone involved understands the arrangement and stays by choice.

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Awww so cute and romantic of you What did you send him when he paid for your underwear’s?? 🤭☺️

Same as Dembele omoh

Live today with intention. Every decision you make should be a vote for the person you want to become🤷🏾😃 Have a nice day 😊

Best time for a ladyvto get married is from age 22 to 27 Women 30 upwards are toxic because they have been thru many failed relationships. Even if she is rich dont marry her... Woman says

🕸️ 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲! T❤️G💙I🧡F 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘣 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 🌟 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝! 💚🍃 #FridayMotivation #HappyFriday #WeekendVibes 🕷️🕸️✨

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@Baniy02 I see what you did there lol

@RaAid3r True o

@Baniy02 Better still get her a sex toy and see what she would send you

@enny_1boy 😂🤭

@Baniy02 Why you dey ask 🫴😭😭

POV: Your group chat is popping off with plans but you already in bed with sweats on at 8pm 'Y'all have fun' while secretly relieved af. Introvert life chose me fr

Someone said he looks like Haland

My neighbor told me this one evening over a couple of beers on his porch. He’d been arguing with his wife, Lara, for days something stupid about bills and forgotten plans. The kind of fight that leaves the house tense and quiet. That night she came home late from work, still in

I dated this girl some months back , we lived together, the relationship was going smoothly . I’ve always known her to have this thing with men that are built back when we were still friends . Some months into the relationship she started persuading me that she wanted to register in a gym , I didn’t think much of it so I took her to a gym registered her and paid for more two months . Two weeks after she started the gym , I started noticing some late night texts from her , some times I’d wake up to go pee at night and I’ll see her with her phone

@sbyoungcruise Omo💔

This is how white people start pandemics and then blame animals for it. Sharing food with Dogs 🥺🥺👇👇

A friendly reminder, if you know you can't end it, do not start.

It was a quiet Tuesday night in the hospital. I’d been stuck there for three days after a minor surgery, bored out of my mind in room 412. The only bright spot was my night nurse, He was funny, kind, and had this warm smile that made the beeping machines feel less annoying. Around 2 a.m., he came in to check my vitals. The hallway was silent. He closed the door softly behind him. “You look restless,” he whispered, adjusting my pillow. His fingers brushed my arm, lingering a second longer than usual. “I can’t sleep,” I said. “Too much thinking.” He bit his lip, glancing at the door. “I shouldn’t… but I can help you relax.”

If a girl is in love, her parents ask: Who is that îdìöt...? If a boy is in love, his parents ask: Îdìöt, who is that girl? Moral of the story: No matter whoever is in love, Boys are always îdìöts.