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Banjodogg

@Banjocatt

retired niche internet microcelebrity (transgender) coming back for one last big job

he/him Katılım Nisan 2020
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Banjodogg
Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
female friend in high school: I have a hard time finding clothes that fit because I’m soooo tiny but also my boobs are sooo big. all I had to eat today was an iced chai btw me (unaware gender dysphoria is not universal): damn that sucks. have you considered anabolic steroids
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Nephy
Nephy@cillahpeN·
When you find other trans people in the wild...
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Nephy@cillahpeN·
Alright, which one of you is "blahajparty"?
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Banjodogg
Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
this is how it feels to be a trans guy in computer science
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noah
noah@additionaltext·
congratulations to twitter user banjodogg who today was put into the machine that turns people into wild horses and set loose in Appalachia so they can repopulate, we should all be so lucky
Banjodogg@Banjocatt

“oouuuuh you have to stop Posting! employers are going to find your tweets and not want to hire you!” on August 14, 2023 they are going to put me into the machine that turns people into wild horses and they’re going to set me loose in Appalachia so I can repopulate

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Banjodogg
Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
@ghoul_alert menswear guy is fine but I’ve changed shape so much in the last year or so that none of my suits fit so I wish he got maybe a tiny bit less publicity at least until I get a tailored suit or something
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Banjodogg
Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
@IHateNYT the less I use the app the more they keep coming
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Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
seeing a lot of cis people arguing over the existence of the “male loneliness epidemic” today. as someone who has lived as both a woman and a man, I will not be contributing to the discourse because I don’t care and I’m busy baking a cake
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Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
@in_a_dry_season “hiiii roomfie” is more professional. but yeah that sounds fine
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Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
“what phenotype is this” and it’s just like a gen z makeup trend. c’mon man
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Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
it’s cool that “phenotype” has just become a word people use for what clothes someone is wearing and sometimes how they talk
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Banjodogg@Banjocatt·
@newomasd post is getting ratioed for fairly obvious reasons. funniest part of this to me and a him thinking oppenheimer is 2 hours
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