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@realclintonb can’t wait for the spirits to penetrate our souls tomorrow night in the suburbs of Cardiff. Hoping the pope pops in for a chat. Fading now.

@realclintonb if you had a quid every time this gif is used today you could hang up the cape for a few years.

Mel Brooks’s left handprint on Hollywood Boulevard has six fingers. He was wearing a prosthetic finger. (📷: Avoiding Regret)

@RealBobMortimer Ah, the fabled osman/merchant sockets, it’s like the magic circle, unless you are in the 7 foot club you arent allowed to know.

Highest wall socket I've seen in a while. Could be wall mounted air con or maybe a plug in downflow heater. Very frustrating not knowing the origin story

@darrengrimes Go fuck yourself you craftywanking cunt.

Love this….

@ourrachblogs When they ask if you have any questions, drop this. ‘If you had to be half sausage/half human which half would be which?’.

@anon_opin Head like a fucking orange though 🍊

Karl Pilkington isn't stupid or an idiot & actually speaks for 99% of the British population with his reaction to foreign traditions, ideas and landmarks.

@realclintonb someone’s earning a few quid, blowing the rollerghoster money on a yacht!

@BorisJohnson Fuck off ballbag

Axing levelling up shows lack of ambition and a failure to believe in this country’s potential. Labour will axe Brexit next. Then they will pointlessly whack up taxes. The drift backwards has begun.

@petefowlerart Gutted to hear you’re having a bit of a pisser. Some tv company should make a show of you shouting at paint, you could be the new Bob Ross.

Lot of people struggling out there & I’m not doing a ‘poor me’ attention seeking thread, it’s just very tough out there innit. ❤️

@RichardDawkins Who is AL and why has he lost consciousness?

Will AI eventually gain consciousness?

@RishiSunak See ya dickhead

24 hours until polls open. 24 hours to stop the tax-raising Labour supermajority. It's in your hands.

@BBCSport Grow up son, it’s just a bit of tennis.

OMG! Rublev is RAGING! 🤯 #BBCTennis #Wimbledon

@AndrewRTDavies Just stop telling lies all the time you disingenuous cunt.

In Labour Wales, they teach mandatory sex education to 3 year olds. Starmer calls this his “blueprint” for government.

@RishiSunak Nah, you and the rest of your money grabbing pals can fuck off.

Stop the supermajority. Vote Conservative on 4th July.

@SkyNews @MikeBubbins get that patreon money spent!

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@foofighters Cheers Dai, cracking night. Come back soon

THANK YOU CARDIFF!!! #FF2024

@realclintonb another spiritual masterclass last night in cardiff, everyone’s third eye left gaping and ragged. Pure comedy gold from what can only be described as a national treasure. Fading now……

Don't wake up to this on 5th July.