



Omo, someday I'm a lawyer, some days a porn star, next day an action bitters ambassador. Omo na my mood dey ginger me o.
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Omo, someday I'm a lawyer, some days a porn star, next day an action bitters ambassador. Omo na my mood dey ginger me o.

@_toobold @Banner_LD His Lordship with laugh with you or find you very funny and right after that, send you straight to kirikiri based on facts and evidence The witness has done well to provide a well needed comic relief, however, the question still remains, "where is the receipt?"

@Banner_LD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 court room is funny as fuck. I was in court when Mama said during cross examination "what is this small boy asking me,"?..referring to the defence lawyer examining her. 😂😂😂

@Banner_LD People are wicked. Person wey my grandpa dash land to farm wen suffer almost kee am, be wan convert the land to him own, if not for honest villagers wey serve as witnesses Ehn, that land go don turn that man own, till today the suit isn’t even remorseful..

@Sepiyoung @Banner_LD But thumbprint, though, can't it be accessed via a database to ascertain the owner

@Banner_LD Me: When the land was there, dem never born u too... Egusi for Egusi

@Sepiyoung @Banner_LD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Omo make I dey visit court once once’s

@Banner_LD OTMP TESTED LAWYER

@Banner_LD Lawyer: "This document only has a thumbprint. It’s not a valid signature." Witness: "This thumb wey you see so, na him feed your father for primary school. If I press am for your forehead now, you go know say 'thumb' senior 'signature'." The Judge's wig almost fell off. 🤣🤣

When the laughter subsides, "Thank you for the comic relief. So, I take it that you don't have the receipts?"

When is the wedding happening?

@Banner_LD Me sef dey burst serious laugh for here

@Banner_LD Anything wey you do wey make judge burst laugh, just know say the judge dey your back.

@Banner_LD If he send money make I bend