Banter_Hog

Brayan Bello most starts

@gingersnaphyde 👍👍👍👍

Red Sox offense: 27th in OFF, 27th in OPS, 29th in wRC+ Possible bats to go after in a trade: Astros- Yordan (pipe dream), Paredes? Angels- Try again for Neto? Nationals- Abrams? (Toboni connection) Giants- Chapman or Willy for 3B? Dbacks- revisit Marte? (If they fall out)

@OGRedSoxBanter Last year in the league

Oh no Hog

Fuck the Jerklers. I’m done with this shit

@LeadingReport Wordddddd

Cases of incurable brain-bleeding virus surge more than 350% in US... as CDC issues travel notice for 12 countries, per Daily Mail.

He is.

@sourdoughstalkr Strange Magic

@BanterHog what song would go well with this current sick pint set up

@BanterYork Any press is good press #gay

Holy shit @BanterHog is out here too!

BH allowed me to realize how sick my life is

@BOSSportsGordo 👍👍👍

Red Sox offense rankings: R: 29th HR: 29th wRC+: 29th ISO: 28th Zone Swing %: 25th Chase %: 23rd Meatball Swing %: 28th K%: 19th BB%: 23rd

@JakeIggy 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Red Sox offense 2025 vs 2026 through 43 games 2025: 207 R 52 HR .252 AVG 2026: 161 R 31 HR .231 AVG

@sourdoughstalkr That’s hog. The people need to know the real him

Banter hog looking clean rn

He hasn’t brought any poop bags on the walk. Make his dog take 8 shits

Trevor Story and Jarren Duran combined 0/9

The Red Sox legitimately fucking blow.

Breslow should be fired immediately for what he’s done to this lineup over the last year, but the problems are much scarier than that. The 5 year plan implemented in 2020 is failing. This core is not good enough. Anthony: hasn’t stayed healthy Mayer: significant questions about whether he can hit. Also has injury concerns. Rafaela: can’t hit consistently. Duran: hasn’t hit since 2024. May never hit again. Casas: hurt. Has barely hit. Campbell: can’t even hit in Worcester. There’s a real chance this group will never succeed.

I’ve sneezed over 100 times today

Have I ever talked about this guy? He seems really angry. One day he will actually break a story and I will be able to rest. But for now I remain the No. 1 Patriots reporter in town.