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Lord Baphotired
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Lord Baphotired
@BaphometOKC
Just a kindly, demon lord looking for equality and a home. Don't stare at my hooves, I'm insecure about them.
Low Rent Lair Katılım Ocak 2014
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The Supreme Court doesn’t even have sour cream and tomatoes and can eat my entire asshole.
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Republicans:
“If you ask the assault rifles in a kind voice to stop they might not feel bullied and oppressed.”
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@OklaEarthquake No, I can’t. Mainly because there isn’t a cure yet for what we…um…shared.
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I remember when God made rainbows. It was a little weird because there were all these drowned people and I had mud on my favorite robe. Weird flex?
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@Jeff_Burlesonn I thank you for providing a place to crash after the lair was badly damaged by the fracking earthquakes.
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“Now is not the time to discuss policy.”
::checks notes::
It appears politicians are not aware of what they do for a living?
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Thin Oreos are a joke because I can eat two at a time and still hate myself.
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Some of these people think they deserve a better 2022 and I don’t want to ruin their surprise but I overheard G-d LOL IRL.
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Well now that THAT’S over…
Let’s focus on something better, like me.
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Special shout-out to all the kids that swap out baby Jesus for the goat in your parent’s nativity scene manger.
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