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When you realise Bruno Fernandes didn't register his first assist this season until MATCHWEEK 8 😳🎯

Michael Carrick was a class act as a player and he can become a great coach as well. Nothing is impossible for this guy. Personally, I’m proud to have played with him by my side as well as with him as a manager on our bench. 🙌🏽👊🏽

@LakerMetaX @NoContextBrits I thought it was just me 😭😭 never used it again after I tried it

@NoContextBrits Nah feels like my balls are on fire for an hour after 😂

The perfect thing for this weather.

@WhickTv The snarkers seeing this

@ratincontrol @InternetH0F Your temperature might be higher but the heat is worse here cos of the humidity

@InternetH0F The concept of 34 centigrade being the hottest temperature the UK can get is insane to me 😭🤣 Even Alaska get something higher than that

The UK is having the hottest day during May in recorded history of 34.8C (94.6F)

@twrIdd Looks like a sophisticated futuristic device?

do uk people even know what this is?

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

@BaderUpp @GloGeneral24 @00Keloo Do you cry about Ukraine in the same way?

@GloGeneral24 @00Keloo The “Palestine Problem” isn’t just a black problem it’s a humanity problem you fuckin neanderthal.

DDG and BenDaDon didn't know what to do after a fan in VEGAS asked them to say "FREE PALESTINE" "rep your gang"

@Cweaver48 @AwooingEnjoyer I need the clip omg

> dooby starts super chatting to hutch > hutch bans him

@LeonardoW123 @DCUAlert @RoyalMaj3sty I have pee pee

@BarberMUFC @DCUAlert @RoyalMaj3sty Yeah, sure, LOL. Okay, Mr. Barbecue.

We need this to be the Batsuit for the DCU’s Batman 🦇 (via @RoyalMaj3sty)

@LeonardoW123 @DCUAlert @RoyalMaj3sty I'm Barber ♥️

@BarberMUFC @DCUAlert @RoyalMaj3sty Go fuck yourself, goddammit LOL who the hell do you think you are?

@LeonardoW123 @DCUAlert @RoyalMaj3sty Idris Elba

@DCUAlert @RoyalMaj3sty Very much in the style of James Gunn: a loose suit, full of lines, with a tactical look. By the way, who’s the actor behind the mask?

@WhickTv There was no need for this to be such a good read wtf 😂😂

The Snarkers have become something beyond soldiers now. They move through the fog posting cropped screenshots and half-remembered allegations like improvised explosives. Entire villages of casual viewers have been flattened by “context threads.” No one knows what’s true anymore. Men accuse each other of psychological warfare over reaction images. Friend turns on friend over deleted logs from channels long abandoned. Last night, I saw a young recruit ask an innocent question in general chat. They buried him within minutes. By dawn his name was attached to three callout documents and a twelve-post thread titled “Concerning Behavior?” We couldn’t save him. The worst part is JSTLK himself. No man ever truly sees him. Only echoes. A typing indicator appearing at the edge of the wire. A message deleted before sunrise. An audio clip passed from soldier to soldier like cursed scripture. Some say he no longer sleeps. Others claim he feeds directly off attention itself. I used to think these were just stories. Then I heard the laugh in VC. Just once. Distant. Crackling. Mechanical. The room went silent afterward. Even the Destiny liaison stopped talking. Tomorrow we push deeper into contested territory near Hasanabi Heights. Rumors say the Snarkers have entrenched themselves in private group chats reinforced by irony and plausible deniability. Casualties are expected to be severe. Still, we march. Not because we believe in victory anymore. But because none of us remember how to log off.

Recovered from a burnt .txt file found somewhere deep in the trenches of Whickcord, Winter 2026 Attributed to Colonel TenFlicks, 3rd Meme Infantry Division December 17th, 2026. The snow falls black here. Not literally, of course. Though after enough nights staring into Discord light at 3 AM, watching another twelve-hour argument over screenshots from six months ago, you start to believe the ash is real. It settles into your lungs. Into your soul. Morale in the Whickcord faction remains unstable. Yesterday Command announced the formal alliance with the Destiny faction. I watched grown men in anime avatars cheer in voice chat like reinforcements had arrived at Bastogne. Others simply sat in silence. One moderator wept openly before muting himself for the evening. I do not celebrate. I have seen what the Destiny battalions bring with them. Endless folders. Hyperlinked dossiers. Blue-haired propagandists marching in lockstep through quote tweets and Reddit threads. Wherever they tread, the earth itself becomes discourse. And yet… If it means the end of JSTLK and the Snarker insurgency, then perhaps this unholy alliance is necessary. God forgive us.

@Dexerto @MrMouton Lego drama slop for you

A family claims their $200,000 Lego Star Wars collection was withheld after a Bricks & Minifigs store changed ownership The dispute has turned into a viral investigation by YouTuber Reckless Ben

@OricorioWho Mf I need ANSWERS 😭

@BarberMUFC because I was

watching eastenders 2017 and got jumpscared

@gurntoran @CTNI88 You can literally tell it's a.i the audio has that weird shimmer

@CTNI88 I’m assuming that’s in reference to the text being generated.

Absolute certainty that he gave Jay Donnelly dogs abuse as well.

@Breaking57 @Kafkaesquire @MrMouton @TheOmniLiberal isn't that the girl in the court case 16 seconds in? Looks like her? (Can't remember her name)

got mentally ill people just standing around filming for no reason at all. CREEPY

@ShithouseryHQ Is this a screenshot from a blackberry?

Nah Bruno Fernandes just BODIED Declan Rice 😂

@utdphiIip Hi Philip

These Italian agents and journalists are just begging it at this point