Bargain Harolds

We are happy that our former assistant manager Wade is now the store manager for the Met in the Sterling Mall, just didn’t appreciate that he immediately undercut us on those knock-off Royal Dansk cookies we both carry. Big seller for us, big big seller. Watch yourself Wade.

The rumour that we were giving away Mmmuffins gift certificates with any purchase over 5 dollars was a cruel hoax perpetrated by some students at Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrows Junior High. We’ve been in touch with vice principal. In school suspension to follow.

@bargain_harolds @BiwayCanada @CaryTardi @s_bargin I’m not familiar with that reference.

@BiwayCanada @BargainHarold @CaryTardi @s_bargin Just call me Slim Shady.

@Salvato14936566 @BiwayCanada @CaryTardi @bargain_harolds @s_bargin I’ll just say the less we hear from the Metropolitan, the better.

@BiwayCanada @BargainHarold @CaryTardi @bargain_harolds @s_bargin Has nobody shown any love for TOWERS yet?

@BiwayCanada @CaryTardi @bargain_harolds @s_bargin I’m the only who carries smoke damaged glow in the dark universal monster action figures from a Kay Bee Toys fire so I guess that settles that.

@BargainHarold @CaryTardi Oh god there's three Harolds. Will the real Harolds please stand up? @bargain_harolds @s_bargin

Good news! We’ve told our supplier, Consolidated Cardboard, to stick it. No more paper bags! Stepped into the future and gone full plastic. You’re welcome.

Your 8 year old: I want Masters of the Universe toys for my birthday! Us: We got you covered: