Barney Rubble

@pete_nicoll Why do so many people not understand this? Yoon bot farm generating multiple fake "resign from the SNP" messages. Simples

"Ive just resigned my membership of the SNP" "Ive just resigned my membership of the SNP" "Ive just resigned my membership of the SNP" "Ive just resigned my membership of the SNP" "Ive just resigned my membership of the SNP"

Rishi Rhyming Slang: 'Apples and pears' = my wife's shares 'Horse and ponies' = cash for cronies 'First class stamps' = kick some tramps 'Stroke a panda' = send him to Rwanda 'Bobby Moore' = fuck the poor

Don't just watch! Do something about it. Join @theSNP here snp.org/join

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers ad nauseam, but how about banning civilian ownership of assault weapons - not effing way man! 2nd amendment etc.etc. ad nauseam theguardian.com/us-news/2023/m…

@pete_nicoll She's Salmond's glove puppet

Enough from her now. If she doesn't want to run or thinks the party have done anything like this then resign, go and join her Alba pals and f**k off out of our SNP. She knows this is rubbish and is nothing more than a shit stirring little toerag.

independent.co.uk/business/gb-ne… Haha! No wonder. Look at the cut-price lucky-bag of crap they invested in. Loud mouthed, over the hill, right-wing, misogynist, xenophobic twats

news.sky.com/story/windfall… What absolute pish!

theguardian.com/business/2023/… No wonder, astronomical rises in prices vs other supermarkets, greatly reduced choice and quality, insistence on labelling Scottish produce as "British", removal of loyalty shopping points, etc. I've walked away, though they're my closest supermarket.

Don't eat yellow snow standard.co.uk/news/london/we…

The truth. Daily Mail is probably the least trustworthy news source in the UK and that's a tough accolade to achieve, but they've done it. theguardian.com/media/2023/mar…

@mikesautosnelec I'm slow tonight, sorry. Hadn't realised that this is a brilliant parody account. It's just so accurate

Yeah, but the same US regulators confirmed that Donald Trump was fit to run for office.. nuff said theguardian.com/us-news/2023/f…

Theresa Coffey exhibiting that strange Tory Brexit blindness as usual.. no other EU country is seeing any problems with "the weather in Spain" independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

Ha! The couple's spokesperson told People: "It's all frankly nonsense. Totally baseless, boring reports." independent.co.uk/voices/south-p… spectator.co.uk/article/meghan…

Don't you serfs understand, it's all about my bank balance bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

Useless faux-christian Americans. The root of most of the evil in the US today, right-wing "Christian" groups without an ounce of morality, common sense or morals. Go burn some more books you pathetic morons news.sky.com/story/the-king…

Everyone having a go at 30p Lee Anderson and his call for the death penalty are missing the vital point that he’s correct. It is a wonderful deterrent. They have the death penalty in the US, and there are ZERO murders there. Well played Lee. You mountain of lard and vomit.

Even the Tories hate the Tories. Land of Hope and Glory becomes Land of Jackanory theguardian.com/business/2023/…

In more recent times four little words have helped dictators rule: "state-run television & media" Wait for the deluge of self justification and read between the lines bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-s…