The Purple

"Did I really shave my pubes for this date...." #GuyProblems

Happy Mothers Day everyone! From your local Barney ;)

#ThingsMyMotherSays Never make fun of my brother @chrisbosh cause he was half human.

I like to make kids laugh off camera too ;) It's just a costume guyssss

Going to American Airlines to give my brother @chrisbosh a hug :) #Dinosaur #MiamiHeat

Do I have a dick or a pussy? You tell me! Tweet at me ;)

I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree, with a smack in the ass and a apple on his head, pull the trigger and Barney's dead

Do @chrisbosh and I look alike? People have been telling me we're twins.... #ChrisBosh #MiamiHeat