Barny Boatman

The only time anyone ever says "I like a joke as much as the next person" is when there's a joke they don't like as much as the next person.

@nickgoff79 @Mark7325955996 😂

@barnyboatman @Mark7325955996 Ha, yes that’s good. I’ll offer one more from mine: he used to stay unshaven for a couple of days then rub his whiskers down my face and say ‘that’s for breathing’. I often get tempted to do it to my kids now, but I think they’d call Esther Rantzen

Should you have to win by two clear frames like darts/tennis?

@nickgoff79 @Mark7325955996 Ah ha! I get it now. My life is the longest thing I’ll ever do. Your grandad was a wise man. When anyone asked my grandad if he had any spare change he’d say ‘how would I know?’

@Mark7325955996 @barnyboatman I really wasn’t! It’s just something my Grandad used to say whenever someone said life is short, so I said it too. We’re all a bit weird because we descend from weird people.

@nickgoff79 I suspect I’ve just been burned, but I’m not sure how. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@barnyboatman I bet it’s the longest thing you ever do

@discoprimate @SarahForRuncorn Sorry mate, I thought you said you’d committed a crime in Thailand. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@barnyboatman @SarahForRuncorn "I diSaGrEE wiTh YoU wHiCh mEAnS yOu ARe a PeDO". Good one. Are you 12?

The only language that should be spoken in an English courtroom is English. thetimes.com/uk/law/article…

@discoprimate @SarahForRuncorn Who’s calling everyone racist? And give Garry Glitter my regards by the way.

@barnyboatman @SarahForRuncorn If I commit a crime in Thailand, I am not gonna be calling everyone racist if I don't get a translator funded by Thai taxpayers.

@discoprimate @SarahForRuncorn You everyone who has to go to court is there because they’ve committed a crime? I hope you never do jury service.

@barnyboatman @SarahForRuncorn Don't commit crimes in other countries. It's oh so fucking simple.

@JamieAntony4 @SarahForRuncorn What’s that in Chinese?

@barnyboatman @SarahForRuncorn It’s called getting a lawyer.

@jimlad1972 @SarahForRuncorn 😁

@barnyboatman @SarahForRuncorn Barny, You are the man of the people.

@PeteBlow @jeffkimberpoker It can crack. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@barnyboatman @jeffkimberpoker Can a stone bubble burst?

You know these people who say ‘I bubbled’ when they busted a couple of tables off the money. Do they also say ‘I won the tournament’ when they finish like, ninth?

@DougPolkVids I said regular, but I think a lot of people who say that are not being truthful.

Which type of poker tournament do you prefer?

@justalexoki London is safer and more crime free than literally every US city. Phone grabbers, and pickpockets exist everywhere in the world sadly. It is not a specifically British problem.

this is such an insane thing to have to do in a civilized society. what the hell happened to the uk

@jeffkimberpoker Yep. And two off the money is ‘soft-stone bubble.’

@barnyboatman They also say ‘stone bubbled’ when actually bubbling to differentiate from not actually bubbling

@JimScott1090297 @ronsterd89 ‘Screwed the needy’? How?

@ronsterd89 Carter redeemed himself building homes for the needy. Obama built an ugly library and screwed the needy,

In 1981, Jimmy Carter walked out of the White House. He had been the most powerful man in the world. Leader of the United States. Commander-in-Chief. A man with access to anything, anywhere. Then suddenly, it was over. Most former presidents take a different path. Million-dollar speeches. Book deals. Private jets. A life far removed from ordinary people. Carter didn’t do that. He went home. Back to Plains, Georgia. A small town. No spotlight. No luxury lifestyle. And then he did something almost no one expected. He picked up a hammer. With Habitat for Humanity, Carter started building houses for people who couldn’t afford one. Not posing for photos. Not supervising. Working. Sweating under the sun. Carrying wood. Hammering nails. Side by side with volunteers. Year after year. Into his 70s. Into his 80s. Even into his 90s. This wasn’t a one-time gesture. He helped build and repair thousands of homes across the world. The same man who once sat behind the most powerful desk on Earth was now on rooftops, fixing homes for strangers. No cameras needed. No applause required. While others chased wealth after power, Carter chose something else. Service. He lived longer than any U.S. president in history. Long enough for people to look back and realize something simple. Power didn’t define him. What he did after power did. And in a world where leaders often take, he kept giving. Story based on historical records. This post is for educational purposes.

@dklappin Just send me my 99% after you win it.

@barnyboatman Terms accepted. I’ll wander over to the 250k now. Wire it over.

All these Endbosses turning into vloggers and podcasters is really starting to piss me off. Almost makes me want to start winning super highrollers, just to make a point.

@JayleePoker Yep. There is no ‘soft trophy’ for not quite winning.

@barnyboatman "Soft bubble" is a tilting phrase ive heard

@Barry_Carter You must have some trophy cabinet.

@barnyboatman Yes. We do.