Baron_Stahl

#重音テト

@Med1_D1v3r 12 Spore Titans, next question

6 spore titans or 6 vox engines

@bozophobiaa @CharonsSails Same tbh been having a blast overall

@BaronZeh @CharonsSails That’s the ONLY problem I got with this update tho I’m walking on sunshine

Heavy armored hive guards is a neat idea and I’d like it revisited but I do like how they defanged the complaints about the rest of the update via the fiasco caused by the slop people. Like what were people talking about the last 72 hours? Was it the mechs in the warbond? Lmao

@bozophobiaa @CharonsSails

@BaronZeh @CharonsSails Dude i picked it up, hopped in my mech and went all the way across the map and said “wait”

WORLDS FIRST GENUINE TRIPLE LARP. THE TRUE LARP LARP LARP SAHUR

Someone actually managed to larp the word larp.

@Lorgarwasright2 One is Violently Autistic the other is Autistically Violent

@SuperWiiBros08 I hope it haunts him in his dreams, actually.

Do you think Miyamoto has ever seen this fucked up edit of him?

@NewJorkTimes The Suits fear the Clankurai

First ai suicide bomber

Replacing my car’s airbag with a spring-loaded wakizashi to instantly make amends for the dishonor of a collision

@CharonsSails Oh yeah, I heard NO ONE talk about the SSSD thing, no one talks about the changes made to the Automaton Tanks, the fact that the War Strider still doesn't have an effective weakspot or that the actually interesting weakspot design on the Vox Engine is nigh unexploitable

@BaronZeh I appreciate how you did all three Ss that’s a real patriot Yeah no I think this has been an exercise in how people get baited and distracted and as a fan of psychology I think it’s kinda brilliant, like the issues with the warbond got washed out by outrage merchants vs a bug

@CharonsSails Funniest thing, the hive guard if I recall correctly used to be light pen when the game came out, I might be misremembering as it has been over 2 years. Funny thing is also how it went from med to light front legs to heavy to now being med again, effectively changing nothing.

@BaronZeh And now the bug is still stronger than it was pre update and the iron is cooled off so now anything about the rest of the update real or imaginary is old news nobody will pay attention to, thanks to sensationalists and slop peddlers mostly

@Med1_D1v3r Not so fast, they reverted a meaningless penetration change, a medic warbond might entail they would actually need to design weapons anew for the 3D environment of HD2 instead of slapping some old thingamabob from HD1 (a top/down shooter) in HD2 an watch it not work at all.

I guess whining and bitching gets you exactly what you want... So where's the medic warbond?

Dick is prettiest when under a skirt.

@KomradeBaguette The update has been pretty good imo, I think they could have given the mechs like 30-50% more ammunition, the hp buff was needed I HATED having the mech destroyed by strong gusts of wind, now though my ammo depletes faaaaaar before the mech is at even half health.

@helldivers2 So absolutely nothing meaningful is changed, k

Attention, Helldivers. A hotfix is planned for Wednesday, May 6. This will revert the Hive Guard and fix an issue introduced in Patch 6.2.1 where armor values were incorrectly swapped between the Legs and Claws. Updated Hive Guard stats: Main Body - Armor increased from 1 → 2 - Health increased from 375 → 500 Head - Armor decreased from 4 → 3 Front Legs - Armor increased from 2 → 3 Claws - Armor decreased from 3 → 1 We are reviewing player feedback, including durability damage, so next week we will also address some of these questions and others which our founder has received in various forums. Thank you for the continued support and feedback.

Gn

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Bikini Teto👙☀