Barry B

Mrs B asked me to WhatsApp her ladypals regarding her recent health issues. I thought it was just a matter of pinging a message, not holding a fucking press conference. 😖

@NiceGuyKenny They have the same chance as CFC of winning the Premier League anytime soon?

My afternoon Chelsea quiz is…. What do the acts Belinda Carlisle Los Lobos Boney M Have in common?

@EuropeanBob7 Like a doped-up racehorse, he was on fucking fire that day, and we were the mark with the chequebook.

We signed Fleck off the back of this game. 😂😂

Gooners arguing with each other today.

Our club is a binfire at the moment, but we can still enjoy watching the gooners not turning up this afternoon.

CHELSEA REJECT 😁

If I had the deep pockets these owners possess, I would have signed up footballs equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters and watched us piss this league. Even with the stupid wages, it would have cost less that the millions they have wasted.

I bet Rosenior wished he was sitting in a bar sipping a Kronenbourg and puffing on a Gauloise.

They won't sack Rosenior, because the club would then have to admit what every fan knew from day one..it was a shit appointment.

Hooked on 57 minutes. Was he limping?

Since Steve Holland took over at Man Utd, they have won 7 drawn 3 and lost 2.

@GeorgeSmileyOBE If our owners had the sense to bring Steve Holland back as his no.2, the press would be drooling over Rosenior now.

Sack in after today.. Bring JT in for remainder why ? Simple worked for Carrick. No more BS word play like a symposium for Corporate CEO’s..

The #slotout brigade have been out in force today. Can we have him?

Who's up for a little Lavia injury bingo. I'll go 57 minutes.

@whitewall618431 ...and fucking terrifying to sit in on a windy day. 😄

The old Northstand Stamford Bridge should have become a listed building such a magnificent architectural masterpiece 😂.

The locals seem a bit upset though. Quite a few have asked me to fuck off and take my shitty architects with me, but I shall persevere. There is no chance we are going to fuck this up so badly that I will have to sell up for a massive loss. Is there?

So I will plug away, because the PowerPoint presentations show we are still on track to have the best house in the country.

So, I've got this project to build the best house in the country, if not the world. The good news is I have very deep pockets, so I can afford the best of everything. When I bought the site it was in pretty good nick, but I sacked everyone and got my own people in.