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Remote work may have become 'the new normal' but it is not without risk. Introducing hard stop - a short, dark comedy about the hidden dangers of Working From Home. #remotework #workingfromhome #shortfilm #comedy youtu.be/KTuWI1sYGKI

@zoescaman Great list (yet again). In a similar vein, recently enjoyed Unreasonable Hospitality by Will Guidara. Would you have any fiction reads that you'd recommend for an ever differenter take on so-called strategy?

@itsonelouder Cool bananas. Anyone saying this can immediately fuck right off.

@tomfgoodwin It's weird how a single personal user's view of global enterprise software suddenly becomes statistically valid. But it's such a fun take because nobody can be really bothered to research anything.

It's weird that Microsoft is a $2.4 trillion company that makes generally terrible software. But it keeps being dominant because nobody can really be bothered to change anything

@tomfgoodwin Hey @dgquarterly, looks like someone thinks your idea might just work ;)

You do wonder if we've ever asked if 24 hour / ever faster / breaking News is something that's generally a good idea. Ideal of more accurate slow news every 3-4 days or once per week has never seemed more valuable/essential

@janthonylong And yet the model is *right there* in hospo groups: a collection of seemingly individual and unique restaurants and bars, all owned by the same group, with all the consolidation & efficiencies focussed on the areas the customers can't see & don't care.

It is a strange series of moves for a company that is supposed to understand the importance of brands.

@DrCameronMurray Induced demand is pretty look-upable.

Do YIMBYs support highway duplications and road widening in their backyards? Or is there some reason to oppose roads and support housing. Curious to hear about the position here.

@KosSamaras It's almost like they needed to use audience segmentation or something.

Waleed Aly was talking about a fact. University degree, coupled with geographic location and then age, correlated heavily with a Yes vote. He also nailed the underlying issue here, which of course, most who are attacking him have completely overlooked. The method of communication had to be different to outer suburban communities. That was not because they are not inteleggent but are culturally different. The lifestyle of MPs, media and the staffer class separates them from the lived experience of outer suburban Australians. Yes23 built a campaign that was great for the first group and not the second group.

@RichmondRCMP But getting ratioed seems to be a one way street.

Pedestrian safety is a two-way street. What pedestrians and drivers can do to make our roadways safer ow.ly/zRzo50PWEkq

@keano81 Say 'hello' to tepid!

How the tiny fuck can you *reimagine* cold brew

@keano81 @LouiseHurren @Digitas_UK Unimagining how our payment shows up in your bank account.

@LouiseHurren @Digitas_UK Reimagining.... payment

Hey @Digitas_UK - your payment to my company for a service that you've already received and appreciated is now 80 DAYS OVERDUE. 80 days. Your finance people are ghosting us. Is there any chance we could get the money you owe, before we have to go to a small claims court?

@itsonelouder Can't wait to see them front Senate Estimates and explain the cost blowout for the implementation. Gonna be awks.

@itsonelouder And the safety chain thingos on shopping trolleys!

@itsonelouder Think of the money wasted re-tooling the nation's vending machines!

@zoescaman No one grills like Oz Senate Estimates.

@VikkiRossWrites Chasing invoices? Or taking a day off from chasing invoices?

Right gang, it’s #WorldCopywritersDay this Saturday - how are we celebrating? Word association games? Pin the apostrophe on the possessive noun? Guess who the anonymous animal in the Google Doc is? Pass the Excel spreadsheet-wrapped parcel? #CopywritersUnite

@Unwise_Trousers As a species, we're moving on from SLR 5000s to this.

if you're selling all your 40yo Star Wars crap on Facebook Marketplace because your daughter is too old to be interested any more, and you happen to have this guy with this cape, all hell will break loose

@Ath And also: "Even if they have to stay, they can still come."

@Ath Chat! G!P!T! sure! likes! punctuation!

Jet set with your pet silhouette! We asked chatGPT on tag lines to launch our free pets personalisation offer. We're the only luggage brand in the world that puts your pet directly on your case or accessory. Try it out at July.com Below is some of the other tag lines that didn't make the cut, but damn funny anyway. "Travel Tails: Your Pet's Passport to Adventure!" "Paw-sitively Unique Luggage!" "Pack a Purrfect Trip!" "Pets on the Go, Wherever You Go!" "Your Furry Friend's First-Class Ticket!" "Jet-set with Your Pet Silhouette!" "Pets Take Flight: In Style and Spirit!" "Carry-On Cuteness!" "Your Pet's Ticket to World Travels!" "Never Leave Their Face Behind!" "Paw-prints to New Places!" "Whisker Wishes on Wheels!" "Pet Portraits: Travel Edition!" "Fur-ever Travel Buddies!" "Jet-setting Just Got Jollier!" "Take Their Tails and Tales Everywhere!" "Every Journey, Now with a Touch of Whisker!" "Fluff on the Fly!" "Rolling with the Paw-some Vibes!" "Your Luggage, Their Legacy!"

@keano81 73. Behind-the-scenes videos of how the videos of how your products are made, are made.

Things that brand owners think their customers care about but no one actually cares about: 1. Your 25th, 50th, 100th anniversary 2. A “coming soon” social post 3. An email from the CEO 4. Behind-the-scenes videos of how products are made 5. Cute topical changes to your logo

Over half a billion dollars going from taxpayers to Transurban over only two years. 14 times more expensive than promised