Barry Edwards

Has anyone seen……

Tielemans wow.

@michelrouxjr @steven67hartley He was Head and Shoulders above the rest.

@steven67hartley Because he was worth it 🤣

All these ppl moaning that Bruno Fernandes won the Football Writers of the Year award, and not Declan Rice. How quickly they forget David Ginola won it in 1999, the year United did the treble.

@D_Fens_Ghost Baton?

Is everyone forgetting about BREAKFAST CLUBS?!

@Docquistador @trampbummer Was expecting to see a black hole….

This image was buried on page 116 of the UFO files. What is the government hiding from us?

@SartorialThug @TheMekon_Venus Sounds like denial, I suspect under intense questioning using images of buxom women one word would slip out………Butterscotch.

@TheMekon_Venus I've never heard of it and no one can prove otherwise

What the best flavour? Personally I’d choose butterscotch.

@1rorycowan @SageDespatches My kids always say ‘nana is here’ when they see a robin.

@SageDespatches The belief that a robin is a sign of a deceased loved one visiting or watching over you is a popular and comforting modern spiritual tradition, particularly in the UK and Ireland. It is often expressed through the saying, "When robins appear, loved ones are near".

I know this is a long shot but has anyone had a tame bird in their garden (a robin in my case), who has tapped you on the leg with their feet, on more than one occasion? It wasn't aggressive, he had been fed and more food was available, so it wasn't about being aggressive or wanting more food. I was sitting on each occasion. For context, he is happy enough to stand next to me and has even stood on my foot on one occasion, so I think it's safe to say he doesn't view me as a threat. It could be completely meaningless but I'm just curious if it's a common bird behaviour.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Our lot can’t deal with leaves……

Brilliant idea!

@DeBarsham @BurnsideWasTosh @NeilHar38005083 @LiamHalligan And she can bring in a new stamp duty tax rule that can be retrospectively applied. It will be complicated like all our tax rules but will relate to sitting MP’s who are in cabinet, geographically limited to the south coast, applicable to flats with a maximum exemption of £40k.

@BurnsideWasTosh @NeilHar38005083 @LiamHalligan Make Rayner Chancellor. No, really. Make Rayner Chancellor. We’ll have a GE within 6 months.

Labour is steering the UK into a bond market meltdown. And after getting hammered in Thursday’s local elections, this spend-thrift, fiscally irresponsible government will no doubt shift even further left - detaching itself even further from economic reality. If Labour’s internal party antics do spark a deeply damaging sovereign bond meltdown – during which the poor will suffer most, as they always do – the party could be consigned, deservedly, to political history. My weekly "Economic Agenda" column in @Telegraph telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@WonPeople @sappholives83 Whole new meaning to squirty ketchup 🤢

@sappholives83 Shitting ketchup isn’t “having your period” 😂

There are trans-identifying men who freeze tomato sauce into cylinders to shove up their backsides so that when it melts, they can pretend that they’re having their period. But no, this is definitely not a fetish… or a mental health issue.

@militaryhistori Keeps them dry unlike the 70’s and 80’s when they were shoved in hedges 😂

Lively village goings-on in the telephone box library of Cornholme, W. Yorks.

@PaulAinsw6rth recipe of Sticky Cornish Fudge Pudding with Salted Muscovado Sauce and Clotted Cream. Bloody delicious 🤤.

“Your biggest concern should be that you don’t become football’s first big insolvency.” Former Sunderland and Charlton director Charlie Methven is our guest and has real concerns about our financial future. Listen to the full episode ⬇️ 🎙️ open.spotify.com/episode/2X3eYD… #LCFC💙🦊

@TomStadeComic @BrainDamagedBar At least he showed restraint signing the T-Shirt.

@BrainDamagedBar Too fucking funny 😂😂

I do wish @TomStadeComic would get off my wife's tits the pervert

@D_Fens_Ghost I want to know which one gave her the pearl necklace.

How are they going to eat roast chicken with a fucking spoon?

@MysteriosoX @SartorialThug Badgers did that to my neighbours looked like someone had rotavated the lawn in the night, needed to be completely returfed.

@SartorialThug They had to dig up and reseed a huge chunk of the racecourse here after the badgers absolutely fucked it going for chafers

Size of this bugger! Cockchafer grub. I lobbed it into a hedge for the birds before a D-list celebrity could abseil down to eat it.

@BurnsideWasTosh @Iromg I always have fond memories of the joke ‘What type of curry did John Major like?’ With the answer ‘the one bent over the breakfast bar with her knickers around her ankles’.

The laundering of Major has some kind of elder statesman is sickening. He was a total failure when he wasn't munching out Edwina.

@SartorialThug @Kowalski_24_ I think you’re suffering from nork blindness. Once she says ‘working with efiopeaaah’ you’ll quickly come round and rediscover your faculties.

@Kowalski_24_ I've never made a secret of the fact I would get right between them.

I think even @SartorialThug would find that challenging.

@CetialphaVguy @iam_jlc Special mention to The Rockford Files as well.

@CetialphaVguy @iam_jlc Stewart Copeland’s The Equaliser and Jan Hammers Miami Vice right up there for me.

Whilst it’s a given that The A Team has the best TV intro of all time, (closely followed by Knight Rider and The Fall Guy of course) spare a thought for Street Hawk. It only lasted 13 episodes but what an intro. It’s better than Airwolf!

@TheStingisBack Saw that at the cinema as a 12yr old and watched it with my kids a few months ago.

My local cinema was a Cannon, so I saw this logo ALL the time. For me, it instantly screams Over the Top (1987); totally ridiculous, but an absolute blast to watch with your dad. Over the Top kinda sums up The Cannon Group in a nutshell

What film does the Cannon logo remind you of?