El Barrio!

@EmiratesFACup I'd probably have given it to someone who can speak English...

Cole Palmer with the armband for the first time in his senior career 🥶👏 #EmiratesFACup

@SkySports_Keith He never had a bad game for #NUFC but had a terrible time with injuries.

🚨 🎯 Matt Targett on Newcastle/Middlesbrough: 🗣️ “It was really important to me that I could come here (Middlesbrough) and prove I can play a full season with no injuries. 🗣️ “I had a chat with Eddie (Howe) in January and he was so understanding about my situation, so I thank him for that. He knew it was beneficial for me…that I wanted to keep playing. 🗣️ “The future? I’m not sure to be honest. I believe I’m done at Newcastle so that chapter is closed. 🗣️ “Hopefully we get promoted here (at Boro) and there will be a contract for me…but if not I’ve played as much as I can this season so I’ll assess my options.” #UTB #NUFC

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

@SpursOfficial Absolute Shitshow! 😂😂😂

We can confirm that it has been mutually agreed for Head Coach Igor Tudor to leave the Club with immediate effect. Tomislav Rogic and Riccardo Ragnacci have also left their respective roles of Goalkeeping Coach and Physical Coach. We thank Igor, Tomislav and Riccardo for their efforts during the past six weeks, in which they worked tirelessly. We also acknowledge the bereavement that Igor has recently suffered and send our support to him and his family at this difficult time. An update on a new Head Coach will be provided in due course.

@Cymru There's Lovely!

Alajbegović scores. Bosnia win the shootout. CYM: ✅✅❌❌ BOS: ❌✅✅✅✅

@FrankEra_ @CraigHope_DM 😂😂

🚨💣 | MAJOR BREAKING: #MUFC are expected to make a formal approach to Newcastle after the season’s end to sign Sandro Tonali. Tonali is set to emerge as the main target AHEAD of Elliot Anderson and Adam Wharton. [@CraigHope_DM]

Daylight Brobbery? 😂 #NUFC #SAFC #NEWSUN

@daddymojorisin @matthew_elliott Higher wages = higher prices.

@DrMarianaClaire @matthew_elliott Yep, raise the minimum wage and take workers out of poverty

The Government will collect £331bn in income tax this year, and spend £333bn on welfare. In other words, we now spend more on people not working than we raise from those who do. And the cost? Debt per person has risen from £11.5k in 2000 (inflation adjusted) to over £41k today.

#BrokenNews: Every News Report About St Patrick’s Day

@NUFC Tallest team in the history of football & we can't defend headers!

Goal. Lewandowski. [5-2] 56'

The winner! 😍 @anthonygordon

The PGA Players Championship Impressions #golf

A BIG WIN ON THE ROAD! 🙌

Lemon Squeezy! @bonettithecats1

Referee Paul Tierney ended up trapped in the middle of Chelsea’s pre-match huddle on the kick-off spot 😅

The best brace in @PremierLeague history 💥🔙

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS HE STARTED THE IRAN WAR TO KEEP US OUT OF WAR WITH IRAN

@premierleague @NUFC Starting for England in the World Cup.

Lewis Hall is having a brilliant season for @NUFC ⚫️ ⚪️

NEW: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Reporter: “You just claimed Iran got its hands on a Tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school. But your generals disagree?” Trump: “I was just making stuff up, I don’t know, maybe I sold a tomahawk to some other country.”

Trump: All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are right now walking around with no legs.