Barry Staines

@JamesMelville Harvest

Here is another of my regular bank holiday weekend requests where I ask you all for great album recommendations. It doesn’t matter what era or genre. Best album recommendation wins a retweet. 🎶

@JamesMelville Can only be Queen , Freddie and the lads at their very best,

You can travel back in time and go to a live concert: But you can only choose one of these: Which one?

@Elsie_560 2.25

Only for mathematician 0.00001% will be successed

@lee_forbesy @Frenfordfc Forbsie Iwatched most of our games through the season and saw a seed change at the away game to Little Oakley, from then on I knew there was enough there to turn the tide , however the Gods of football denied us the results until it was just too late . Well done all of you !!!

Yesterday will hurt but that is football, upon reflection the last 10 games don’t define a season, we were simply not good enough over 38 games, however 3 seasons at Step 5, coming from park football shouldn’t be overlooked, I wish @Frenfordfc all the best. Time for a break.

@TheNorfolkLion My advise “ keep an open mind , listen to the arguments then vote Reform” The blob are no longer an option.

I’m really torn about the upcoming local elections. I’m not sure I can bring myself to vote Reform, but I know I’d prefer them over the Tories, Labour, or God forbid the Greens.

@lee_forbesy @Tesco Forbesy this is it the best week of your life is it , chin up mate the drivers probably a referee ?

@Tesco How can a driver be 3 hours late for a home delivery and then to have no communication, contact customer service and they can’t help, offer a refund or reschedule the delivery…. No tell me why the driver hasn’t delivered the order. 🤬

@MS2PZ @Brown_World7 c

What letter in the alphabet holds the most water?

@Jenny_1884 Unfortunately Jen we bought a new property 8 years ago that had installed a heat pump. Whilst the underfloor heating is a comfortable system to enjoy , it is very expensive to run . Given the option it would not be our joice to keep us warm .

Why are they trying to encourage people to have heat pumps when they have already admitted it will increase your energy bills. It’s madness. I won’t be getting one. Anyone else not getting one?

@Darkdarling00 @MichaelNIXG Idaho

What is the only U.S state that starts and ends with a different vowel?

@amyjohsonwh @MichaelNIXG That’s good it goes to the root of the problem, we can give the idea that I am a fool, the boot and pop off for a day at the zoo

No English words have double 00 apart from FOOD and DOOR. Prove me wrong

@Correy_10 @Frenfordfc Thanks for your commitment Cory , you led our revival and lifted moral and then helped mould “the team”. Well done ! Good health and happiness to you and the family in whatever you decide your future will be .

What a great send off the gaffer got on Saturday! As I said before it was an amazing end, with a strong chance of a reprieve after climbing up a spot! 💪 but... I will also be saying goodbye to @Frenfordfc I just want to say thank you for being so great to me this season ❤️

@zohi_4125 18

If You are a genius! then solve this problem.

@ForlornHopeUK @LeonardBriscoe3 I take it when you use the phrase You Tube , is it a comment on Starmers and Mary’s intellect?? Ask Alan Brazil !

@LeonardBriscoe3 Mainstream media, Labour YouTube media are saying he is not up to the job, so i ask you based on that and public opinion, without being rude to you, to explain on what basis you make such a statement???

Yes, he is our greatest PM and history will remember him as a world leader of class A substance.

@LeonardBriscoe3 Miss Bracket Because Mr Mendalson made this statement doesn’t make it true ! I also think the suggestion you prefix your surname with the letters “Un” and finish with a ‘d’ is rather cruel.

@WelshLabour Help is arriving ! They will be wearing white coats and be in an ambulance , they will have your best interest at heart.

If re-elected in May, we’ll build a greener future right across Wales, with a new Clean Water Bill that will clean up our seas and our Rivers. Because we want rivers and seas we can be proud to pass onto the next generation.

@Jennnyyyyyy 18 kg

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠

@Jenny_1884 My Bp has been around 120/61, since as long as I can remember, yet when I was diagnosed Type 2 diabetes I was prescribed Ramipril and stayed on that to this day 20+years

@Jenny_1884 Jen One of the five tablets I take is for high blood pressure. I never tested with high blood pressure, but the doctor assured me it was necessary to ensure I don’t suffer High Bloods?????

How come it seems everyone you speak to nowadays has High Blood Pressure & is on medication for it? How’s that happened & what’s causing this?

@Vernia @daveatherton The scratch can be removed with jewellers rouge !

Charming but perennially grifting pal-on-benefits came to stay 2 weeks ago; 10 days later she sent me an angry message claiming my dog had scratched her £600 glasses, asks me to replace them and sends me her bank details. I don’t believe this is a dog scratch, what say you?🤨

@davrosz @JamesMelville Micky Flanagan tells stories about people and their behaviour and makes a point of smacking you in the face with taboo’s , add to that brilliant delivery.

@JamesMelville No way, sorry James. He's not even in the top 10 imho. George Carlin is the greatest, by far. Robin Williams, Peter Cook, Dave Allen, Rodney Rude, Steven Wright, Woody Allen, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Austen Tayshus are funnier to me.

In my opinion, Billy Connolly is the greatest stand up comedian of all time. Who do you think is the greatest stand up comedian?