Barry Tuck (Taylor’s Version)

A while ago my life took an unexpected turn when, overnight, my wife transformed from @kirstybisset into a #Swiftie. Perhaps it was gradual, but it felt like it was sudden. Either way it’s been a strange journey, so I thought I’d share some of my experiences as a #SwiftieHusband.

@mog_russEN Why is this in my feed, @grok

🚨 A man filmed a woman from behind while boarding the plane. The flight attendant asked if she knew him; she said he was her husband, and he claimed he was asking about clothes. Was it a mistake or discrimination?

What in the mistranslation are my tagged interests in Temu’s targeting algorithm?

The Bok locks are in charge (down). #ENGvRSA

The past 16 days have been a whirlwind of 5 countries. Now it is time for home…

Halloween is basically The Purge for kids.

King Charles!!! Forza Ferrari!!!

Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. Light blue is a map as we know it and dark blue is the actual size of each country

@OfficialFPL And yet, even after full time, FPL is not awarding points for the Assist…

Goal - MITOMA Assist - MINTEH Everton 0-1 Brighton (25 mins) #FPL #EVEBHA

Today we are all Spanish.

Joel Stransky asking Ox Nche if it’s heartbreaking to lose to a drop goal in the last minute… #SSRugby #RWC1995 #lol

In Ox we trust.

YES, LEWIS!!!!

Who are these people that are selling cars for R3.5 million through Facebook Marketplace?!

The Alps at Dawn…

I am currently on a train full of #Swifties heading to Edinburgh. It is full of glitter, sequins, hearts, and rainbows. And that’s just the middle aged men… #EdinburghTStheErasTour

C’mon Lando!!!!

Aimee is my favourite Kardashian.

@AfricanDream01 Thomas Harris is the author of Silence of the Lambs and all the Lector books. The films are great, but the books are mind-blowing!

@BarryTuck Great. Haven't heard of Thomas Harris. Must remember him. My journey? Yeah my life took on a whole different path. No way of knowing if it was a blessing in disguise that I couldn't continue. I remain an armchair Criminologist 😂😂

I had no idea South Africa had its own real life Clarice Starling - Micki Pistorius! She took down some of SA’s worst serial killers, including Moses Sithole, Boetie Boer, the Phoenix Strangler and the Shebeen Shooter. If you love Silence of the Lambs, Mindhunter etc, watch Catch a Killer on @ShowmaxOnline. It’s so great!

@BarbaraMarais6 I’m adding them to my reading list, Barbara… I can’t imagine the burden of witnessing all the horror of these men’s actions and then having to immerse yourself in their minds to understand them.

@BarryTuck I've read her books, a tough job.

@dyanibomb I think I knew her name, but had no idea what she had done and all the cases she was involved in… I was watching and going: “OMG! She’s hunting xxx serial killer now,” because I remembered the cases. They were SA’s most notorious and terrifying… Which is saying something!

@BarryTuck Read about Micki in the newspaper years ago…enjoyed watching the docu-series now, she’s amazing.