Barstool Taft

@FSUBrando @hannahcmontoya This made me LMAO 🤣 @hannahcmontoya

Official statement

@RealCGriff Okay, this joke has run its course. Please stop

Alright. Just woke up in Chicago, another Nicky Smokes/Annika hookup. Umm… pretty awful news to wake up to. Umm… First most important thing, it seems like everyone’s ok. That’s obviously number one. Umm… it’s just really sad. You know taking off the journalist hat a little bit, umm… think a lot of us grew up idolizing this guy Smokes and this is not what we want to see him in the news for. The fact that his body’s in this condition, the fact that he continues to go back to his ex it seems like in circumstances like this. He seemed so good at Sox Opening Day just a couple weeks ago. Happy, engaged. I think we all just want to see Nicky happy and well. He’s provided us with so many incredible moments and memories. Yeah, it’s just a huge bummer. It’s just really really sad. That’s really all there is to say. I wish he would pull new birds. But I think being with Annika is where he can feel like kind of normal and you know, in control. Probably gets moments of peace. But umm… certainly doesn’t seem like it’s a good decision. You know, he said just a couple days ago, he was working on trying to pipe at Tortilla Con. It all seems so small now when stuff like this happens. It’s just horrible. It’s just horrible. Just bummed. That’s really all there is to it. I mean, I’m sure more information is gonna come out… specifics… it’s probably not gonna be pretty. Umm… Just another thing. Another… twist that a lot of us never wanted to see. Yeah, that’s kind of all I got to say @barstoolspringb

@barstoolspringb @MaverickHeli @Vegas Ella is getting fatter by the hour

Just two champs about to hop on a chopper @MaverickHeli @vegas #vegaspartner

@barstoolspringb Ella is getting fatter by the hour

@BstoolSecurity @barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente You have kids and a man. Have you not been paying attention?

@barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente Let me know when you’re ready to fly me out Dave. I’m ready to stir a pot😈

@E720Economy @Return_Of_RB Ohhhh lol

@BarstoolTafty @Return_Of_RB His wife told him he should have. She was right.

Vegas coulda been a movie …

@barstoolspringb @kingkrabbyp Why are these dumb bitches fucking with 40 year olds?

Bravo’s Austen Kroll dm’d @kingkrabbyp 👀

@barstoolspringb Dudes a dud

Doitche calls it a night

@barstoolspringb Oh no #BoscoBelly 🤣

Meek Phil made sure to ask for permission to enter the hot tub. Rico was NOT happy to see him coming.

@barstoolspringb @danabeers My lord, look at the size of your face in the phone screen! 🤣

Katic FaceTimes @danabeers

@barstoolspringb Doitche might be a creep 🥺

Ella shaking ass

@barstoolspringb Why are these 40 year old men with her anyway? LOL fucking disgusting

Craig Conover may be the biggest cockblock we got

@DanteTheDon @MeekPhill_ Meek might be the ugliest guy on the planet

My guys first trip to Vegas @MeekPhill_

@barstoolspringb Her parents must be so proud of her! So many talents… “Which one is your daughter?” “Oh she’s the one who pretended to put someone else’s property in her vagina and give it back to him”

Ella took Security Rob’s vape from him

@danabeers Just remember, everyone in the world already knows you’re super small so there’s nothing to be shy about

Hand up. Just got pee shy at a trough in wrigley in front of like 7 dudes. The only way to overcome this problem is to be open about it. I hope one day to not be a pee shy guy. This is the beginning of my journey.

TikTok time in the girls’ suite

@barstoolspringb @ella_grif Ella works 2 weeks out of the year and it’s just doing what she does the other 50 weeks a year

.@ella_grif is putting in the work

@barstoolspringb Incredible stuff. Electric

Help Kelly pick out her outfit for the beach club REPLY TWEET

@barstoolspringb Wow. Riveting

Morning affirmations “good morning Vegas and Mr Portnoy”