Daniel Wormald

Fuck you @theowalcott why did you have 96 pace on fifa 12

@barstoolari @BarstoolOmar I had to pick my mom up from the airport

@BarstoolOmar @BarstoolWormald Couldn’t dislike fast enough

Nothing makes you miss college more than a 70 degree sunny Saturday spent inside

What is the point of marble soda

Why on earth did everyone love Neil DeGrasse Tyson when I was a kid

@BarstoolOmar I have to pickup my mom from the airport 😭

@BarstoolWormald Hypocrite

@JanielDones8x Not about having a handful of beers it’s about the #company and #livemusic

@BarstoolWormald Nobody is stopping you from going outside and drinking as many beers as you want dude

Tracking a 2 minute jerk on my watch and uploading it to Strava

This new era sucks I want to go back

The toilet seat will always be dirty no matter what typa building you’re in

Test taken. Shots fired. Regardless of result a new Wormald era is underway

Vibes are so good right now I wouldn’t even feel bad about throwing trash out the window. If I fail my exam on Wednesday and this girl says no to my date invitation the come down might kill me

Coming up with an outlandish conspiracy theory so I can tell the press I’m not suicidal and then kill myself in murky circumstances so redditors worship me posthumously

Saw three classic old guys throughout today. Dahmer glasses, button down tucked into khakis at gut level, combovers. Don’t get to see that often anymore…

happy hour 🍻🍻

That feeling when you realize the lm good bro😂😂🤦‍♂️ movie comes out tomorrow

@BarstoolOmar I’m good bro 😂😂🤦‍♂️

@BarstoolWormald War of the Worlds featuring Ice Cube

Are there any good Microsoft Teams related romcoms out there

@Kado_Diavolo Typical magat, he’s always been a little bitch

Im tired of seeing Pulisic cry on the pitch everytime he gets press, what a fucken pussy he has become

Pulled the classic “I’m moving to Nebraska City, Nebraska to work at the windmill factory museum” prank at work and was met with a concerning level of support