Barstool LNHS

STATE FUCKING CHAMPS

@_LakersMafia_ I second this

Fuck lakeville south trying to ban us😭😭 #fuckem #weback #henryhaugesisafag

@_LakersMafia_ Awww man nice burn! You better watch out cause we are TOTALLY gunna CrUsH you!!!

nice beater fag🤣 #fuckshako

@_LakersMafia_ Yippee yippee I can’t wait for it!

Can’t wait to drop my hairy nuts in north’s mouth tomorrow #blowit

@_LakersMafia_ What a terrible thing to say, you should be ashamed. smh 🤦

@_LakersMafia_ Can’t remember the last time you won anything

@Barstool_LNHS Most irrelevant barstool in the state🤣🤣

How do my balls taste in your mouth #newowner

Congratulations to senior attack Henry Johnson on an excellent season and career as a Panther!! Henry is this years Section 1 recipient of the first ever Heart & Hustle award. So well deserved Henry!

Congrats to senior FO/Midfielder Jackson Ries on a great season and career at Lakeville North!!

Congrats to senior goalie Tate Bouman on an outstanding senior season and career at North!! Tate's 409 saves ranks 3rd all-time in program history!

Congratulations to senior defense Reece Hunt on an excellent season and career as a Panther!! Reece will be playing division 1 football next season at Murray State. Best of luck!

Big congrats to senior defense Joel Schlauderaff on an outstanding season and career at Lakeville North!! Nobody intercepted more passes in the air than #25!

Congratulations to senior attack Carson Piscitiello on a terrific season and career at Lakeville North!! 2x All-American #1 all-time in MN for assists (168) #2 all-time in MN for points (321)

Congratulations to senior attack Blake Piscitiello on an amazing season and career at Lakeville North!! 2025 Mr. Lacrosse award 2x All-American #1 all-time in MN for goals (236) #1 all-time in MN for points (324)

Congrats to senior defense Mitchell Halsted on an outstanding season and career as a Panther!! Mitch's 37 caused turnovers this season was the most at North over the past decade!

Panthers win in OT!!!!!

With Blake’s first goal of the night, he set the new State Goal Scoring Record! Previous held by Linus Toward from Shakopee. Congrats Blake!

Congratulations to Carson for setting the new State Record for Assists!Previously held by Carsen Brandt of BSM. Congrats Carson!

@_LakersMafia_ @BarstoolSabers Yeah yeah, just say you’ve never won anything before

@Barstool_LNHS @BarstoolSabers Reminiscing on the past like usual, don’t worry you’ll get an ass whooping soon too

@_LakersMafia_ @BarstoolSabers When was the last time you won a state championship?

@BarstoolSabers @Barstool_LNHS lol forgot yall had a barstool

@BarstoolSabers I couldn’t agree more 🤝@BarstoolSabers