Bartholomew “Barty” James Sr.

I graduated and I genuinely wanna kms

Got an 88 on my finance final, needed a 90 for the A. So close yet so far on my last college exam. Ground beef and rice with a side of bapple.

Spring game today. Bapple and Shandy, stay hot. Y’all are splitting snaps.

whos got better hair lyons, SIMS, freshcorn 😉💈

@bevoinpain @TexasBaseball Cope. Caden Sorrell clears.

@TexasBaseball aiden robbins is still better than their whole program

final | Texas 4, Texas A&M 11

I just laughed out loud to a TikTok clip of clav while driving home from class I’m so beyond cooked.

@HornsBsblNews Absolute domination 🤣🤣🤣

No. 2 Texas records just two hits and loses to Tarleton State 6-1. Longhorns went SEVEN innings without a hit. On a positive note, I liked what I saw from Brody Walls. Texas is back in action this weekend for a series with the 5th ranked Auburn Tigers on the road. #HookEm

@LRoden2kids Wait… really?? Why thanks for the update weatherman!

We got ourselves a cold one today fellas - Larry Rodenhauser

Real trust is letting your boy drunk drive you home

I went to Chimys w the roommates, place was packed. What are yall doing there on a Monday? Do you not have hw/class?

@CrazyBeans07 @CooterMcgraw88 Imagine how comfortable they’d be if they weren’t 3 sizes too big

@CooterMcgraw88 Wearing them right now and they’re very comfortable

Rainbow > Olukai

Me going to twitter to get in on the pigeon doctor action

I really want Pavia to go undrafted

I had a dream I was in irl Fortnite last night and I said the n word to the black default skin and he beat my ass

Cmon google translate, help me out here. #ice

Saturday

You actually cannot make this shit up

@SandovalC1978 Congratulations you just won worst tweet of all time!

Treaty oak revival is fucking god awful

My whataburger order is $14. Maybe I’m fat, maybe I’m not but $14 is insane for a fucking fast food meal

@bigarnie100 Nah its just good old fun

@BartyJamesSr I’m slightly intrigued but am convinced it’s Chinese propaganda

Why is everyone playing mahjong