Baruch :(:

Ella just called me the freakiest sexiest birthday princess ever. I’m goated!

All these b words on my d word

We don’t need a vacation we have Chula Vista❤️

I love corn cheese

i love SWIMMING!!!!!! i love WATER!!!!!! i love the ocean and pools and lakes and RIVERS!!!!!!

Sorry I can’t make it tonight :( I have to pick at my skin

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker

I’m gonna order rock shrimp and get fucked

How do I get to Yagerland⁉️

Zeek: “tostilocos are basically chips drenched in Mexican”

Food doesn’t exist in yagerland Sam

BREAKING NEWS ZEEK WENT TO MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH PITBULL

Is pitbull at crssd? - Myra

@_megandonohue I think they should kiss

Ashley: “WHOS greedy ass is ordering all these ranches” Baruch: “Yooo chilllll”

“Maybe I’m mad y’all got hit by a car” -Ella

Mind you I’m suing him