Misfortune Cookie

I don’t care that Andrew Tate has cancer

Holy shit the new NESN bug is the worst I have ever seen

It’s 2026 and Jay Uso just told the Yankees to suck his dick on Netflix

Barry Bonds being soft spoken and smol is breaking my brain

@tylermilliken_ “Tell me about that… experience”

Wilyer Abreu is so damn likable. Credit to him for all the work he’s done to do these interviews in English. I think 2026 is going to be a really special season for him.

@jayhaykid …. last night

@BaseballCresant …but they didn’t *show* that.

This is not how sports works and players saying stuff like this after losing is soft

@JoeyGamblesThe1 @jayhaykid I wanted USA to win and nothing you said disagreed with me but okay lmao

@BaseballCresant @jayhaykid They got held to one run and left numerous runners on base. They played worse than the US and lost the game. Any other take is pure cope.

@Frank_Frangie I’ll drop this for folks here… it’s at the bottom of his kneecap, if abs would’ve overturned it, it would be by centimeter(s). Fantastic call 💯

@TalkinBaseball_ @ChrisHenrique He wants Bobby Witts room key? Pause

Vinnie Pasquantino: "You're welcome, USA"

Sabrina Carpenter Espresso edit of Team Italy HR celly

Getting your shit rocked by Ketel Marte and immediately having to face Juan Soto is not even fair

Bernardino doing Red Sox fans one last solid by making sure Roman Anthony gets his time in the spotlight ❤️

Canada pulling Paxton who is absolutely dealing with one pitch left to clench is so unserious. I feel like I’m playing a troll on The Show.

Marc Derosa managing Team USA

Paul Skeenes, war hero, died for our sins

I’m sure Cruz is a fine pitcher and all but him coming out with his shit hanging out just to get absolutely shelled by Team USA is kinda hilarious

Mark DeRosa just makes me feel like I am playing The Show how do players listen to him

If Cal Raleigh played for the Yankees and Aaron Judge was a Mariner we know who the MVP would have been

Yankee fans truly must be the most cringe population to ever live

@tessiesbestie Immaculate timing

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