Biggy Based Cheese

This is what my average game looks like, for the past 5 games. This is game 3. 4k hours vs 10k+ hours. While I'm at the bottom of the best, I'm at the top of the worst. Can't win with these bots on my team.

@MandeOW Not a single correct legend in C tier

legend tier list (for ranked)

@MarcusTG04 @roguethingsdnd blocking me and not letting me respond doesn't make you any less wrong either!

@MarcusTG04 blocking me and not letting me respond doesn't make you any less wrong btw

If you’re a man, please respond. If you’re a woman, ask the men in your life and report back: What is your initial gut reaction when you hear a woman say, “I hate men”?

@PokemonSleepPro @HYPERMYSTx Never did, pubs badges don't mean anything

@HYPERMYSTx 4k 20 bombs don’t mean shit anymore

[Bug] Trios matches are reportedly spawning only bots.

@WaxAlmighty @HisWattson You don't get fully kitted in any of these places. The loot is more dense but you can't get maxed out from one location. Every time someone says KC is bad is because they don't know how to handle 3rd parties. Even in diamond right now I see it as free kills w/o getting killed

hahahaha RESPECTFULLY. We have Map Room, Caustic’s Room, Octane’s location, Drop Ship, and weapon arsenals in almost every location on the map. My dude, there’s loot everywhere in KC compared to Olympus. You can’t even win that argument, I’m sorry. At least on Olympus, taking out the Trident makes it even better from a rotational/third-party standpoint. I could write you a 5-paragraph essay on why KC is the worst map in rotation right now, period. Other than pubs.

the map swapped to olympus

@WaxAlmighty @HisWattson Respectfully if you have a map where you can instantly get max tier loot guaranteed at 3 spots (used to be 5), one spot which you can almost infinity do, and the other map you have to actually fight on an equal playing field-- it's not even close

@BasedKnower @HisWattson 👏I respect you standing on bizz, but no😭😂 just noo💀

@WaxAlmighty @HisWattson It takes skill to be good on KC. It takes luck to be good on Olympus

@HisWattson Okay but Olympus over KC any day right?... RIGHT? 😭🙏

@nmplol @HYPERMYSTx Hot take- A lot of video games are great solo. If you can't IGL or follow an IGL who you don't know, then should you really be playing the game? I only see hardstuck players who need someone carrying them-- complaining

@HYPERMYSTx Hot take - Very few video games are good solo. If ima do anything solo ima go to the fucking gym

Apex is testing “solo-only” queueing for Diamond, Masters, and Apex Predator players in the Ranked Ladder 👀‼️ • Party queueing is disabled at top ranks What are your thoughts?

@Lylanthia @PuppyyPawss The real question is aspirin 81 or you mega dosing at 500mg

@PuppyyPawss Aspirin + blueberries + 24 oz coffee a day to 48 oz water. Or green tea if you dislike coffee.

is there a way to fix this, like genuinely

@StanSmithsSUV @BernieSanders That's odd since I'm still up on $XOM and $CVX by quite a large margin

@BernieSanders Earnings this week. Oil company profits are being hurt by the war, you Marxist demagogue idiot.

Oil prices today: $105.25 a barrel Gas prices today: $4.46 a gallon Oil prices in March 2011: $105.06 a barrel Gas prices in March 2011: $3.51 a gallon Big Oil is using the Iran War to rip off Americans at the gas pump. Let’s end the Iran War & pass a windfall profits tax-NOW.

@Ericdcraneukiah @BernieSanders Describe to me how the boot tastes

@Lormif1 He sure does though!

@BasedKnower @rural_va_guy @notchrisvolpe @BigDSPX I am not sure you understand what the boot is.

In order to get out of the national debt we faced in the 1940s we raised the top marginal tax rate to 94% on all income earned past $200k, but keep telling me we can’t or shouldn’t tax the rich

@rural_va_guy @notchrisvolpe @BigDSPX How's the boot taste?

First of all, Disney owns more than theme parks. Secondly, 1 in 10 of their employees that were surveyed said they had been homeless in the last 2 years. It never said anything about them working at Disney at the time. I think it speaks more to the type of people that Disney gives these opportunities to than how much Disney pays them.

@56rstarcher @notchrisvolpe Repeat that to yourself but slowly this time

@notchrisvolpe Don't be an idiot. Tax rates do not change revenue to the government.

@EnjoyerOfAutism @HYPERMYSTx Switch over if it's that broken

@HYPERMYSTx "current aim assist is fair for competitive play"

Apex Legends Devs on Aim-Assist Issue • Current aim-assist is fair for competitive play • M&K is better for long-range, and controllers are stronger in close combat • No single adjustment will fix everything.

@TmyaTwotter @devintoshea You know they're great when you purchased them twice

@devintoshea These scissors are great.

no knife guy wants to admit that a pair of scissors is a way more useful daily carry. why are there no scissors guys

@iconridge @devintoshea

@devintoshea because you can't run with scissors everyone knows you cannot run with scissors

@kevinwebsie @EoghanIsLazy @RJO5142 @OrevaZSN Replying to a fallacy being called out with another fallacy. Let me clear it up for you, with a slight lesson in coherency as well, if it wasn't obvious enough: "Do you [know] any [capitalist] that hasn’t murdered [anyone]?"

@EoghanIsLazy @RJO5142 @OrevaZSN Do you have any communism that hasn’t murdered?

Religious people will describe heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone’s needs met, then turn around and call communism evil. It will never stop being funny.

@PepThird @DaJanTRO @HYPERMYSTx Two separate ideas. He can do something bad after having done something good. They are not mutually exclusive

@DaJanTRO @HYPERMYSTx Also the dude responsible for a dozen genre defining FPS games, but yea let’s just clown him for killing himself and a passenger

New Titanfall badge in Apex, honoring Vince Zampella.

@matcharistretto @male_wife_ How do you think they check for testicular cancer?

@male_wife_ is there seriously no other (less painful) way of doing this? It genuinely feels like important exams like this and a papsmear are just meant to torture us 😭

they found a lump at my yearly exam and want me to comeback in a month for imaging and all I can think about is this image

@CCentrist115 @MemesToSave A centrist take would be having everyone just 'get along...'

@MemesToSave Oh no…. A centrist take