J. Michael ✞

@TaraBull And they say all men are liars. 😂🥱

POV: Wedding dress designer sculpts the perfect hourglass gown on the bride with built-in butt pads, curves & waist cinching.

@Stone_tossers They’re so dumb, they don’t even realize the theory has been tested too much already.

Let's check in on left wing comics...

@FitFusion__ You needed to be taught that? Lol.

This is genius! 😎

@TheLaurenChen Notice how they don’t mention military strength.

The EU has more free speech than America? Europeans can literally be sent to jail over social media posts.

Guy rolls up on a scooter to defend a bike thief from getting caught. "Stop! You don't need to do this!" Thief gets up. Tries to steal his scooter. Reality is the fastest teacher alive.

Activist: "Wool is cruel. The sheep should be left alone." Farmer: "Alone where?" Activist: "In a sanctuary." Farmer: "Doing what." Activist: "Just being a sheep." Farmer: "Sheep have been bred for ten thousand years to grow a fleece that doesn't stop. If I don't shear her, she overheats, gets fly strike, and dies in her own coat with maggots eating her from the skin down." Activist: "Then breed sheep that don't grow wool." Farmer: "We did. They're called mouflon. They live on cliffs in Sardinia and would last forty minutes on a Welsh hillside before something ate them." Activist: "I just don't think we should use animals for clothing." Farmer: "What's your jumper made of." Activist: "...recycled polyester." Farmer: "Plastic, then. Sheds microfibre into the washing machine every wash. The fibres go through the filter, into the river, into the fish, into you. When you're done with it, it sits in a landfill for four hundred years. My sheep's fleece composts in a hedge in eighteen months and grew back on her this spring." Activist: "But the sheep didn't consent." Farmer: "She was lying down with her eyes closed when I finished. She got up and went back to eating. I'd suggest you ask her how she feels, but she's busy, and I think she's already given her answer."

@DylanDyylas “Just in?” He said that shit like 2 years ago.

being a deadbeat father "killed" his relationship with his daughter

@MyronGainesX Rich for a day; broke for life.

Materialism in the black community is retarded, generational, and has no signs of stopping soon... This is the 84929482nd prom video I've seen on this BS...

@maira4yo Obviously girls.

I wonder which group is known for sharing private pictures that are given to them in trust 🙊

@alphafox Rich for a day; broke for life.

He must be rich.

@ClownWorld I love how liberals are the only ones trying to kill their political opponents, then they stand behind glass like they’re the victims.

She thinks she’s the pope 😭😂

@AbolitionRising These people try SO hard to have an identity.

Racism is bad

Yeah, because being on the side that supports murdering 1M children each year isn’t “goulish” behavior at all. 😂🥱

@adawg27 @theembercross @GOP__Ls We’re talking about the law, retard. 15 was an example of the law, but it applies to anyone under 18. Learn how to use your brain.

@BaseddGhost @theembercross @GOP__Ls Hey, moron, you were the one who brought up 15 year olds so that became the talking point. Learn how conversations work. Also remove the false cross off your name. A real Christian wouldn't call people retards you fake ass wanna be.

🚨 Michigan Democrats put up a bill to ban child marriage. 7 Republicans voted against it.

@adawg27 @theembercross @GOP__Ls Not my fault that you’re retarded either.

@BaseddGhost @theembercross @GOP__Ls Not my fault you don't understand biology.

@adawg27 @theembercross @GOP__Ls The law is for under 18, retard.

@BaseddGhost @theembercross @GOP__Ls You mentioned 15 year olds dip shit. Sorry me trying to not be gross upsets you. Having a child together is a horrible reason to get married and to say a 12, 13, 14, or 15 year old is wise enough to make that decision is clinically stupid idea.

@briabear54 @adawg27 @theembercross @GOP__Ls The law counts anyone under 18 as a child. Take your own reading advice. Lol.

@BaseddGhost @adawg27 @theembercross @GOP__Ls But you said 15, let’s learn how to read

@SkrtOnKenneth Ever heard of wind?

HER FACEEEE YO SHE SO SERIOUS 😭