BassedTaz

My son turned 11 and asked for sushi for his birthday dinner. Done. Made the reservation. Then my in-laws called. They were coming into town and wanted to get together. I invited them along. One problem. My sister in law doesn't eat anything with Asian origin. Says it gives her migraines. For years we'd rearranged plans around this without question. I sat down with my son. Me: Hey. Your aunt doesn't really do Asian food. Would you consider somewhere else? Him: (looked at me) Him: It's my birthday. Me: I know. Him: I want sushi. Me: (fair) I called the in-laws. Explained everything. Told them they were welcome to come to ours the next day for the Superbowl instead if the restaurant didn't work. Them: We want to see you both days. Me: Then we'll see you both days. I figured that was their decision to make. We showed up to the restaurant. My son ordered everything he wanted. My sister in law sat down, looked at the menu for a long time, and ordered edamame and white rice. She was fine. No migraine. My son ate sushi until he could not move. Him: (on the way home, completely full) Him: Best birthday. Me: (looked at him) Me: Yeah? Him: Can we do this every year? Me: (thought about the in-laws) Me: (thought about the edamame) Me: (thought about his face at that table) Me: Absolutely.

the political schizophrenia in ukraine is something that almost no one can understand.

hear me out cars, but with hard edges again

Dog accidentally fires shotgun from vehicle, injuring woman in Nebraska

मार्वल निकालना भी कितना नाजुक काम है अगर जरा सी गलती हुई ओर मार्बल टूटा तो पूरी मेहनत बेकार हो जाएगी

朝から妻にめちゃくちゃシコシコされながらタマタマをにぎにぎされてしまって、その時点で限界寸前だったのに先端まで舌で刺激されそうになったので思わず 「ヤダアアアアアアア!!!!!!!!!!」 とバカデカボイスで叫んだところ 「メスイキおじさん登場じゃん」と言われました これから朝食をいただきます

Totalmente enamorado de esta propuesta de bandera planetaria. Un circulo azul para representar nuestro planeta, y el resto transparente para que el fondo sea parte de la bandera