Nic Bakker

so, i got chased out of the water by a seal. seals are right on the cusp of 'animals could I win a fight with-o-meter', so i fled the scene. Life (and seals, appeararently) come at you fast.

i have become collassal tartigrade. fuck these tourists.

just picked up an entirely relatable Starfield quest where I'm gonna help some folks scare away gaudy tourists who are sucking up essential resources in a struggling colony on Titan. 🎶is this the real life? is this just fantasy?🎶

@CairoPears22888 @babanas30 @christofer1320 @kelmusicc @mymr_1904 @regaladoo_rena @Celat0n @GeannettePerez @unitedlga @vrutank_shah @BusanLilPrince @kimimaioriru @Babs_ayinde @risa_lozano @PantherFist13 @FAZMI86 @William2273 @g5002 fuckoff

folks dont take the hollywood strike seriously because there is never solidarity from them when other working class industries strike.

@chelseahateyou well if we're all out here throwing rocks this is probably for the best then.

after a clean twelve years of zero bike tube blowouts ive had five now this summer. life's a bitch like that huh?

hmmm, it seems like whatever amount of weed we bring to the beach turns up as the exact same amount of weed we smoke at the beach? ODD.

@JustonRenewable @StrongTowns woosh

When thinking about where to prioritize infrastructure spending, we've been saying it for years: Don't spend the big bucks on something shiny and new, focus on maintenance! Or you might end up with, ya know, a big hole in a crucial part of your city. bit.ly/3Em0tq2

bro, coastline paradox? this is reel wild shit.

@IDidTheIggy countdown is on.

Starfield update: i'm literally shaking over here. come at me fools.

yea, i'm going to start compulsively clicking that 'a' button starting no later than eight fifty eight PM ADT until the game boots up, why do you ask?

disregard. turns out the shaking is due to a cool breeze this august thirty-first evening. time for pants i guess.

can't decide if the algorithm is working overtime or asleep at the wheel here..

@OilersNation toll-booth Willy.

What’s Connor McDavid looking at inside the cooler?! Wrong answers only - Woz

photographing is wild. how does this happen? magic, right?