That Bastard Keith

Normal People: Touch grass Ukrainians: Get 6 feet under the grass

@FrostyOwl96 yes.

Am I greek

@FrostyOwl96 Boi u hung like a pic of squidward

It's been hung

@FrostyOwl96 Yeah but how!?

Not me waiting for the inevitable slew of people asking "HOW IS IT MARCH ALREADY???" That's how time works Keith.

Gamers, assemble.

Cleansing the TL a young deer is on my front yard.

Yay Go Sports Team Win!

i would've never apologized for this

Remember the fallen Remember Reach

I only flirt to level my charisma stat

@FrostyOwl96 I don't appreciate being called out like that

Me: It sure is cold out today A Canadian materializing out of thin air wearing shorts: YOU THINK THIS IS COLD?????

For my next trick, I'm going to fit this entire gun in my mouth!

Watching deep lore Star Wars videos like the person with loads of friends that I am. I swear I have lots of friends!!!

Who knew the best way to drown your sorrows is just to drown yourself!?

@FrostyOwl96 Understandable

@BastardKeith Everyone but you

If you can reply to this then you're a beautiful, wonderful person. I don't make the rules.

I shoot myself with smaller bullets to build up my resistance to bigger ones

What the fuck?