The Bathroom Break
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The Bathroom Break
@BathroomBreak26
Unofficial sports analyst. Full-time dad. Firing off takes from the office, the couch, and yeah — the bathroom. NFL | NBA | College | Tennis
Katılım Şubat 2026
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Was this the most frustrating baseball game that the A's played so far this season? #Athletics
Athletics@Athletics
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@AthleticsRants Predictions for May? I’d be happy with a 15-13 record, but the schedule is brutal.
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Silly me for thinking this team would end the month under .500. Happily exceeded my expectations.
Athletics Rants@AthleticsRants
My A’s prediction for the rest of April: @ Mets: 1-2 vs Rangers: 2-2 vs White Sox: 2-1 @ Mariners: 1-2 @ Rangers: 2-1 vs Royals: 2-1 Head into May one game below .500 at 15-16.
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@CainMt6 I think he’d be viewed way differently if had just gotten a couple playoffs wins. Especially during the 2016 season
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@stoolpresidente @TMZ Vrabel is an OSU guy, Dave. Would a Michigan Man ever do this? I’m not so sure
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@StoolTennis Absolutely not. Ben Shelton is that guy
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Are you surprised that Ben Shelton beat Joao Fonseca?
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@uprootedoakland I’d laugh if I wasn’t so sad rn 😢. At least I don’t have to see Jake Burger for like a week 😭
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Live look at Mark Kotsay taking a West Sacramento Siesta. #Athletics
Uprooted@uprootedoakland
Mark Kotsay is fast asleep in the dugout while Justin Sterner continues to get shelled in the ninth. Four runs in, 9-6 ballgame. #Athletics
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Lamelo is more careless with the ball end of game than he is driving. Sheesh
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That one Illinois player looked like handsome squidward to me when checking in 😂
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@VivaLaStool @JeffDLowe @mostlysports @BFW @clubtrillion @TheDozenTrivia @RealCGriff @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings @MostlyHoopsShow My personal favorites include “Onions! Double Order” in Siena’s double OT win against OSU in 2009 and his Onions call when 13 seeded Morehead St hit the 3 to beat Louisville in 2011.
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@W_B_Rick As a raiders fan, thank you for your service WBR 🫡
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Notifications are on for Orlovsky
I will be replying to every tweet with this until he apologizes to Fernando.
WBR@W_B_Rick
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@OhioTate But I just watched Team Dana lose 😢. Still a good deal tho.
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The Art of the Deal:
Because no one wanted Mintzy, I traded Oldie for him and now have…
- 100% of a prize share if Ohio’s Tate wins the $80K 3 on 3 tournament
- 5% of a prize share if Dana Beers wins the $80K 3 on 3 tournament
That’s Baseball.
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The upset we’ve been needing for 2 years. March madness is so back!!!
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@BarstoolBigCat A team based in Santa Clara losing a last second heartbreaker. Where have I seen this before? 😢
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@stoolgambling @barstoolsports @nickysmokess How else is @nickysmokess supposed to celebrate? Huge 3 with 2.4 seconds left. Coach needs to take the TO there. 99% of the time that should be a win. Still a funny moment tho
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KENTUCKY BUZZER BEAT TO FORCE OT
@nickysmokess celebrates like he won on Santa Clara early until Kentucky forces OT as time expires
THIS IS MARCH.
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@OhioTate Props to you and Titus trying to cheer on the buckeyes while a guy cheers for the under in your ear. You’re a strong man than me 😭
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TCU shooting 7 of 13 from 3 in the first half is bad news. But nothing matters if we get bullied by their halfcourt defense. We have the size advantage and they have the toughness advantage. End of story.
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@stoolgambling Can you imagine being Tate & Titus rn? Trying to cheer on your buckeyes while they are on the wrong side of an 11-0 run and you got a dude in your ear yelling about an under. I’d be sick 😢
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Dave Portnoy, Big Cat, and Co are Live for Day 1 of the Tourney twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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@barstoolsports Kerr would’ve benched him immediately after making this
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Jonathan Kuminga accidentally made a full court shot????
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