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@JessePeltan Oh bullshit! I’ve had to drag a crew halfway across the country wagon-train-slow because some jackass producer drove one of these stupid smartphones on wheels. Turned a 14 hour drive into 26. Never again. 🙄

I don’t think it’s actually humanly possible to spend less time at Buc-ee’s than it takes to supercharge. I’ve made this drive in a gas vehicle and a Tesla. You just plug it in and go inside. No fiddling with a payment screen. No waiting for your tank to fill and reparking. Just walk inside and come back to a full charge. It’s more convenient than gas.

@BlazeBinges Only in Florida. 🙄

Iron Man gets hit by a truck

@tangiblepe56280 Sleep well bud. ☺️

Goodnight everyone

@CISandSithNews Noice. ☺️🤖

@midwestern_ope We should go back to calling it the “middle west” like we used to. 😒 Has the added benefit of it just sounds cooler. Better branding.

Whoever made this map deserves jail

@basedgizmo I’m hoping the reason is “they just did that”. The utter horror of the uncaring cosmos around us is rarely explored.

Already got the feeling casuals will hate this once whatever supernatural reveal happens whereas I will be whooping at the screen

@InfamousAntMF -1 out of 10 bathrooms. If you’re going to use AI they should be financially compensated for their time.

Shout out to the goobers still taking bathroom selfies in 2025 😄

@FilmsFallout The problem is people forgot how to roleplay. 🙄

@SassyWanKenobi But Master Kenobi, don’t you feel he at least has legitimate general… grievances? 🤔

@BathroomRate1 I don't want to spoil the fun but...

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Qymaen jai Sheelal?

@HubPointless Cool, cool cool, cool cool cool. Can you review rise of the beasts now so I don’t have to ever see the Final Cut in full? Thanks. 😊

@MO0NSNG I had a chance to meet Peter years ago at Dragoncon in Atlanta (don’t remember which one). Dude was the kindest soul. His walk was something else, he was TALL and moved with a kind of grace I haven’t seen since. We really lost a good one. 😔 RIP Peter.

Hello sailor . . .

@AshleyDinney1 3 out of 10 bathroom. If the doors open while you’re brushing your teeth you’re gonna see a ghost. 😬

visiting my maga aunt and uncle & iran just came up. feels like a good time to take bathroom selfies.

@Brokoon_ Holonet gossip 🤷‍♂️

@Brokoon_ Then clean your mirror at least. 🙄

@Brokoon_ Post your bathroom.

@ShinarSquirrel While we’re at it, “Christian” is a Roman slur. Be a follower of His gospel and teachings, don’t be a “Christian”. Your job isn’t to fix the world, it’s to save it. Super simple.

@ShinarSquirrel Church became an Apocalypse Cult during the Cold War because nukes are scary. It’s an excuse to not do what you’ve been asked, because he’s coming tomorrow, right? Too late! 🙄 Love others like He’ll be back in 1 thousand years, and everything snaps into focus.

I’m a rapture-any-day-now, the-church-is-not-Israel kind of Christian who is committed to making disciples, baptizing them, teaching them, and serving the local church and the church catholic, without pause, right up until I die or He comes, just like our Lord told us to do.

@jedicouncilnews Fingers.

Spot the difference and I’ll give you my account

@aenxdxrr @partynextjude How dare you have an opinion. Don’t you know others have opinions?!?! 😂 I really don’t know where this absolutism comes from. It’s weird. Also, no idea how I even saw this. Algorithm is wack. You keep doing you man.

@partynextjude yeah which is why i tweeted it…on my account

having your mustache reach your upper lip is arguably one of the most unattractive things that a man can do

@GeneralGrevio13 Are we sure this isn’t just taken from really far away? 🤔

Now you are just trying to be hurtful.