Tom Bath

@btsport you Fucking cretins!!! You've ruined my day with your abysmal service you incompetent useless animals!! Sort it out!!!

Dis wkend gon faaaaar 2 kwik

@ChelseaFC I actually predicted 2-1 and both #cfc goal scorers! Is it too late to claim?

@tommyteacosy haha great minds think alike!

U no wot I just realised ryt now. I need a fkn oliday. Ow long as it taken me 2 c dat. I need a fkn brake man. Jus bit o chill tym n relax

Worst fing iz wen u get wel peckish dis tym of nyt. Don't even no wt 2 do.

If 2mo wernt fri-d I wud b propa tearin me Barnet out. Fank fak 4 d weekend. Carnt Kum fast e-nuf.

Raaaaar it's twenny past 2 alreddy man, 2nyt gon 2 qwik I swear, need 2 b sleep by arf 2 or b bare grouchy 2mo mornin

So jarrin wen u jus need rest yo eyes bt u gt bare forts flyin round yo hed. Tryin jus clear my hed but it harda dan u fink 2 just get sleep

I serious need to sleep now. I am fkn tired u kno! Evry nyt da same man, can't sleep even wen I try propa hard. Fkn insomniac I swear #nozzz

Dis weekend gun b sooo stupidly messi it's not even a joke. U boys bes b ready. I don't fink u even realise! @MattCummins01 @liammurphy89

Lookin 4wud 2 d weekend already - gonna b sik. I'm finkin start bout 2 2mz arvo den js stay on it til bout sun-d 6pm. Fuk it lets go!

Sik nyt, glad I jst stayd in actually ended up bein not 2 bad u no. If I can somehow get 2mo off dat wud b da best eva. Let da wkend bgin

I'm wel ungry. Finkin of ordrin sumin in. NE suggestions?

Feel lyk getin boozy this eve but CBA travellin. It's chappin out dere. Wna c m8s bt 2 fkn cold ❄️

@ChelseaFC instead of posting this absolute dross shit on Twitter, sack the board!!

@SunderlandAFC we are going to MURDER you tomorrow #comeoutfighting @ChelseaFC

@MattCummins01 @shaunylee123 @glennmead maybe for you bruv, I'm taking you down boy! There's a reason why they call me the leader!

@shaunylee123 @glennmead Things* - I'm so angry right now I can't even see straight 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Looking forward to the xmas do with the whole gang @shaunylee123 @glennmead I'm coming for you!! One things for sure! Thing WILL get messy!