Keri Andrews

@jodfoster how was it

Set your lasers to "awesome"

Is overwhelmed with work, but it beats the alternative.

@jodfoster Sleep is for losers. And for those shorter than two feet.

@c0rk Your mom is just a salad with sesame seeds

@jodfoster needs more margaritas

@jodfoster Your mom rhymes with woman

@robohit My phone didn't save your number when you called last night. Call me when you get up this morning. (keri)

@jodfoster total eclipse of your mom

@elonmusk Your consequences have ruined your own actions.

The left is the party of violence & hate

@Jeffgraff7 We stopped selling products for quite a while now. Sorry 😕

@Batkez Just seen this on shark tank are you doing kids faces

I’m back! #aphasia

@realDonaldTrump Poor loser

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

@3dyoutoday didn't like my negative review and instead of fixing the situation they sent me an email with personal insults. Keep it classy.

@3dyoutoday rip off! I paid $260 and never got my figurine, and they won't refund me or even send me the file so I can 3D print it myself.

@snagbuddy @thedoug3000 Hey let's tag @YouKickAssHero too!

You've made it when you're an action figure. Help #geekfunding and we can all be action figures! @YouKickAssHero ow.ly/ywXAa

“Be A Superhero Action Figure by You Kick Ass” ☺ kck.st/TxVh9H

@tracynorthcutt we're sooooooo loooonely

Trying this Twitter thing out now that FB is taking a nosedive :)