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Batman-inspired takes | Calling out stupidity | Fighting for a better future for Americans 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Katılım Mart 2026
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
Basically this is how a large percentage of Americans treat immigration. They believe a random stranger can stay at someone else’s house without permission and they get to have a say in: – What to eat – What the interior smells like – What music is allowed – When the lights are out – What paint can be on the walls and the exterior – What TV channels are allowed – What religious rituals your family can do – What can and can’t be said All because they are “less fortunate”. It’s egregious. Any normal person anywhere in the world would send someone out the door if they insinuated any of it.
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Mila Joy
Mila Joy@Milajoy·
That time that Obama pissed off Trump so bad that Trump decided to run for president.
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@Gatsoxo Argentina was literally making fun of the french players for being black and they'll tell you Messi is the nice guy
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KUTT THROAT⚔️
KUTT THROAT⚔️@Gatsoxo·
Ronaldo let a black man take a free kick instead of him, Messi would never
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Dr Bada By Far!
Dr Bada By Far!@BadaAkintundeJ·
Ronaldo plays an individual sport. Can’t even hide it. Can’t help himself. Screaming “I’m back” after your team wins following a difficult and underwhelming first game is so tone deaf and symptomatic of a lack of emotional intelligence.
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@jrberg3 You forgot to mention Jordan and Algeria and Iraq. But doesn’t fit your narrative
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theotherlebowski
theotherlebowski@jrberg3·
@AlexiLalas This game sucked….the extra counties with the increase to 48 have been terrible! Just ridiculous that we have Uzbekistan, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Curacao, Qatar, among others And we don’t have Italy, Ireland, Denmark, Poland…all of which would be so much more competitive
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Alexi Lalas
Alexi Lalas@AlexiLalas·
Are you not entertained?
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@AlexiLalas Alexi why does every media agency hate on Ronaldo disproportionally. Will Kane get hate for his poor performance vs Ghana?
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@Thebigsoll Media and deep state hate Ronaldo because of the values he inspires in others. Goes against their agenda
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Thebigsol
Thebigsol@Thebigsoll·
Whoever this commentator is has a serious problem with Ronaldo. Man was just throwing subtle shades throughout the match.
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@UTDFondree He was a one man army. Im so happy Portugal finally have a squad that can carry him in return. But the best part is they still need him to score goals because he still is their best striker
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Fondre
Fondre@UTDFondree·
Imagine a 2012 Cristiano Ronaldo in this current Portugal team. They gave him Bruno Fernandes, Mendes, Vitinha, João Felix and João Neves too late.😔
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@UtdMaI It's always been that way. Keep that same energy!
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Mal@UtdMaI·
Funny how Messi statpadding against Algeria is called greatness, Mbappé scoring against Iraq is called domination, but Ronaldo dropping a brace against Uzbekistan somehow “doesn’t count.” At this point, it’s no longer football analysis but just anti-CR7 propaganda.
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Tactical Manager
Tactical Manager@ManagerTactical·
This Ronaldo goal has done irreparable damage to Portugal 🇵🇹, they will not be able to bench him this World Cup.
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Sarki.
Sarki.@Waspapping_·
Cristiano Ronaldo is not going to score an open-play goal in this World Cup. You can bookmark this tweet. That’s how confident I am that he won’t score an open-play goal.
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Fabrizio Romano
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo with FIFA Man of the Match Award today. 💥🇵🇹
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@HKFinalThird Ronaldo doesn’t have many real friends. Rio is one. Roy Keane and Ryan Giggs are a couple more. Maybe Ruben Dias and Joao Felix
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HK@HKFinalThird·
Paul Scholes questioned Cristiano Ronaldo's place in Portugal's XI just days ago: Ronaldo responds with 2 goals. 🥶 "I feel he is a little bit of a problem. At 41 years of age, I think there's only one position on the pitch at 41 years of age you should be starting a game and that's goalkeeper for me." "To me, he has to be like a last 15 minutes"
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CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️@CBSSportsGolazo·
"If you think Messi and Ronaldo are in the same conversation, football is maybe not for you." @MikeGrella10 explains why he believes Lionel Messi is in a different league to Cristiano Ronaldo 👀
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The OPINION
The OPINION@OPxnews·
@TrollFootball Not even a hattrick against the minnows Uzbekistan. That's a generational Loss to be honest 😂
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Troll Football
Troll Football@TrollFootball·
Ronaldo has arrived at the World Cup
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Preeti
Preeti@MadridPreeti·
What a great pass by Bruno, and what a brilliant goal by Cristiano Ronaldo But ESPN told us he can't run in behind defenders anymore 🤡 x.com/MousaQi/status…
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@FabrizioRomano Social media is full of loser bums that know nothing about greatness
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Fabrizio Romano
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “They said I should retire… but I am here”. “The noise from outside is always like this, but we can’t control it. We keep going and we are united”.
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Awful Announcing
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing·
"Have we reached a point where it's not really about Ronaldo needing to come off the bench, that it's really about him needing to call it quits" – Stephen A. Smith
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The Batman
The Batman@Batman_Protocol·
@FabrizioRomano His resilience is unmatched. We can all learn whether you are a Messi or not. He’s not the same player but he still is CR7 and is the best finisher the world has seen
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Fabrizio Romano
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🌎🇵🇹 BREAKING: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE TOP GOALSCORER IN PORTUGAL HISTORY AT WORLD CUP. 🔟 goals, one more than Eusebio. 💥
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