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THE PRIZE 🏆

IN YOUR HEAD Katılım Ağustos 2017
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
There's nothing wrong with Mzansi women. There's nothing wrong foreign women. There's nothing wrong with Mzansi men, there's nothing wrong foreign men. Problem is u just suck at this game.
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
@Shadaya_Knight U didn't think this through. She's here legally. The problem is ILLEGAL immigrants coming into the country doing crime
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
Proof of life.
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
@manmustlead @AladyPL She comes from a rich family though, what would she be doing with broke people. The rich hang with the rich
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Alpha_Men@manmustlead·
@AladyPL That if baboons had money women were gonna be found in the mountains
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Lwammie@AladyPL·
What comes to your mind when you see Amanda Du-pont?
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
@ComfortLolaa Don't say women don't find it attractive, say YOU don't find it attractive. I get treated like a piece of meat everyday
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Lola💎@ComfortLolaa·
The reason why men don't dress half naked is because women don't find men's nakedness attractive in any way.
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
@jas_d_barbie The one who's had sex with one man has a higher chance of getting married. The one who's sex with 32 men will have sex with more men, she'll never be chosen
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Nicky💕@jas_d_barbie·
There is no difference between having s£x with 32 men and having s£x 32 times with one man
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
HOW HOLLYWOOD DESTROYED THE MALE ACTION HERO: Hollywood murdered the action hero and replaced him with a guy who apologizes to his gun before firing it. Hollywood really looked at the 80s action hero playbook and said "nah, too problematic." Instead we got the Emotional Support Avenger Cinematic Universe. Here’s the autopsy report. *80s Schwarzenegger - Commando*: Carries a tree, a rocket launcher, and zero emotional baggage. "I eat Green Berets for breakfast." *2020s MCU Spider-Man*: Cries to Tony Stark’s hologram for 3 movies. Gets anxiety from responsibility. Needs Dr. Strange to clean up his mess. One inspired gym memberships. The other inspired therapists. *Stallone - Rambo*: Sewed his own arm shut with fishing line. Killed 83 people without a quip. *Chris Pratt - Star-Lord*: Primary weapon is dance-offs and daddy issues. Gets half the universe dusted because he couldn’t control his feelings. "Legendary Outlaw" more like "Legendary Outburst." *Bruce Willis - John McClane*: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." Bloody, smoking, shoeless in Nakatomi Plaza. *Tom Holland - Nathan Drake*: "Oh gosh oh gee I’m so sorry Mr. Villain." Gets his ass kicked by gravity more than bad guys. Die Hard? More like Die Soft. *Sly - Rocky IV*: Took 12 rounds from a Soviet death machine, won the Cold War with his fists. *Michael B. Jordan - Adonis Creed*: Needs 3 montages and a trauma therapist to beat a guy who insulted his dad. We went from "If I can change, you can change" to "If I can cry, you can cry." *Clint Eastwood - Any 80s movie*: Squints. Shoots. Doesn’t explain. *Timothée Chalamet - Dune*: Squints. Cries. Explains the prophecy for 2.5 hours. One makes you want to buy a .44 Magnum. The other makes you want to buy oat milk. 80s heroes made boys steal their dad’s dumbbells. Modern heroes make boys steal their mom’s heels. Congrats Hollywood. You took masculinity, therapy-fied it, and sold it back as “progress.” You didn’t evolve the hero. You neutered him. Box office is the report card. And it’s an F.
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 tweet media
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
@bongyluaziey @n_makhubele What goes in must come out. But oil in there, no need to tear the roof off. It's the friction so put some spit on it
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Lucy@bongyluaziey·
the whole pillar must go because soemeone decides to be naughty
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
Bamnandi ke abasisi banempundwana ezincinci ngathi sisitya se Kati🔥
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
You're not mixed. You're not half sotho half Xhosa with a quarter of french divided German multiply by Italian. You are what your father is. If your father is Xhosa and mama is Tswana, You're Xhosa. U can remix yourself into whatever u want, you're not it.
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sinovuyomondliwa@sinovuyo001·
Stop hiding prostitution under "I don't date broke guys". State your price, men are willing to pay
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BATTA-BATTA@BattaBrainiac·
Date Cancelled madyani, iTop nguXXL ijean ngu28
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Melani@Melani_020·
Men if you want peace, treat your woman right.
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Shaka Zulu 🇿🇦@zulushakajr·
Bro to Bro: Never sleep with a married woman. Never sleep with your coworkers. Never sleep with your friend's ex. Never sleep with a single mum. Never sleep with your brother's girlfriend. Never sleep with a woman older than you. Never sleep with a woman you don't trust.
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Kediboni@Kediboni175454·
Can you go out on a date with me wearing like this?
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Masavu⚙️@Hajjat_Masavu·
Men are heartless,forexample how can you cheat on a lady with this shape,size, nyash and beauty ?
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