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THE PRIZE 🏆
IN YOUR HEAD Katılım Ağustos 2017
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@Shadaya_Knight U didn't think this through. She's here legally. The problem is ILLEGAL immigrants coming into the country doing crime
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@manmustlead @AladyPL She comes from a rich family though, what would she be doing with broke people. The rich hang with the rich
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@ComfortLolaa Don't say women don't find it attractive, say YOU don't find it attractive. I get treated like a piece of meat everyday
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@jas_d_barbie The one who's had sex with one man has a higher chance of getting married. The one who's sex with 32 men will have sex with more men, she'll never be chosen
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@Bonginkosi8715 @Shadaya_Knight Ngcono kuyekwe nalomtshato. Masitye impundu qha
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@Shadaya_Knight The type of women we have to wife nkosi qaba nami
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You mean your father right?
Hunadi M@HunadiFlorah
Nothing exposes a low-effort man like your birthday
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HOW HOLLYWOOD DESTROYED THE MALE ACTION HERO:
Hollywood murdered the action hero and replaced him with a guy who apologizes to his gun before firing it. Hollywood really looked at the 80s action hero playbook and said "nah, too problematic."
Instead we got the Emotional Support Avenger Cinematic Universe.
Here’s the autopsy report.
*80s Schwarzenegger - Commando*: Carries a tree, a rocket launcher, and zero emotional baggage. "I eat Green Berets for breakfast."
*2020s MCU Spider-Man*: Cries to Tony Stark’s hologram for 3 movies. Gets anxiety from responsibility. Needs Dr. Strange to clean up his mess.
One inspired gym memberships. The other inspired therapists.
*Stallone - Rambo*: Sewed his own arm shut with fishing line. Killed 83 people without a quip.
*Chris Pratt - Star-Lord*: Primary weapon is dance-offs and daddy issues. Gets half the universe dusted because he couldn’t control his feelings.
"Legendary Outlaw" more like "Legendary Outburst."
*Bruce Willis - John McClane*: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." Bloody, smoking, shoeless in Nakatomi Plaza.
*Tom Holland - Nathan Drake*: "Oh gosh oh gee I’m so sorry Mr. Villain." Gets his ass kicked by gravity more than bad guys.
Die Hard? More like Die Soft.
*Sly - Rocky IV*: Took 12 rounds from a Soviet death machine, won the Cold War with his fists.
*Michael B. Jordan - Adonis Creed*: Needs 3 montages and a trauma therapist to beat a guy who insulted his dad.
We went from "If I can change, you can change" to "If I can cry, you can cry."
*Clint Eastwood - Any 80s movie*: Squints. Shoots. Doesn’t explain.
*Timothée Chalamet - Dune*: Squints. Cries. Explains the prophecy for 2.5 hours.
One makes you want to buy a .44 Magnum. The other makes you want to buy oat milk.
80s heroes made boys steal their dad’s dumbbells.
Modern heroes make boys steal their mom’s heels.
Congrats Hollywood. You took masculinity, therapy-fied it, and sold it back as “progress.”
You didn’t evolve the hero. You neutered him.
Box office is the report card. And it’s an F.

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I want my girlies to continue doing this till men learn to respect themselves. Taking random women you meet from the club has consequences. Kudos to these queens.
We not helping with anything!!!
Yusuf Abramjee@Abramjee
Police are searching for suspects who allegedly drugged and robbed visitors staying at a Bantry Bay penthouse in Cape Town over the long weekend. The victims reportedly met the women at Ayepyep Restaurant before being drugged. Clothes, cash and cellphones worth about R300,000 were stolen. A case has been opened at Sea Point police station. A R10,000 reward is offered for information. Contact 071 591 6120.
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@bongyluaziey @n_makhubele What goes in must come out. But oil in there, no need to tear the roof off. It's the friction so put some spit on it
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That's called strategic emotional intelligence
Pretty Jenny Jnr 👄@Itz__Priscy
But why will a man be single at 40? No wife, no child, no divorce case, no serious relationship. Isn't that a red flag?
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