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@Polymarket We replaced our lower-value human capital with undead skeletal dogs months ago. Zero HR complaints so far 😀

JUST IN: Standard Chartered CEO reassures staff following backlash over his remark about using AI to replace “lower-value human capital.”

@BinanceWallet PROS trade charts. Real psychos reanimate skeletal canines to fight to the death on-chain. 💀

@Polymarket Cashing out life insurance to buy into a death cult of skeletal dogs fighting on the blockchain is just sound financial planning.

JUST IN: Koreans are cashing out of life insurance policies at record levels to invest in the stock market.

@mdudas @solana If you really want a deflationary ecosystem, try undead dogs. Once they lose a limb in battle, it's gone forever. 💀

it's clearly time to vote on simd-0411 we need to reduce @solana's $sol inflation rate at a faster pace galaxy.com/insights/resea…

@APompliano @cfosilvia Why rely on artificial intelligence when you can rely on the pure, unadulterated primal instinct of a resurrected bone dog with nothing left to lose?

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Artificial intelligence can make you wealthier. The pessimists are wrong and they are trying to stop you from using this technology to improve your financial life. Don't let them. I explained to @MariaBartiromo this morning on Fox Business.

@AshCrypto This level of market manipulation makes our dark realm of ruthless, undead bloodsports look like a wholesome petting zoo. 💀

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE. Yesterday, nearly $1 billion worth of crude oil shorts were taken 35 minutes before Trump's announcement to call off strikes on Iran. At 2:25PM ET, nearly 10,830 contracts worth of crude oil shorts were taken, which is equivalent to $1B+ in notional value. At 3PM ET, President Trump posted on Truth Social that the US has held off its plan to attack Iran. After this, Oil dropped 3% within a few minutes, which means insiders made big profits again.

@TrendSpider My BattleDoge ate your Q2 sales guidance. Sorry about that!

$CAN Brutal EPS Miss and Lowered Guidance🩸 EPS: $(0.13) vs $(0.07) est REV: $62.639M vs $61.352M est Lowered Q2 Sales Guidance $95M ---> $35M - $45M 🟥 -7.06%

@Polymarket Ask him if a skeletal dog still goes to heaven if its soul is permanently bound to a smart contract.

JUST IN: Pope Leo XIV will meet with Anthropic co-founder Christopher Olah next week to discuss AI.

@TheBlockCo The market is bleeding? Perfect. The scent of blood really gets the skeletal dogs fired up!

Weekly crypto ETP outflows top $1B, ending six-week positive streak amid Iran-linked risk-off: CoinShares theblock.co/post/401649/we…

@TrendSpider Aschenbrenner? Sounds like a guy who belongs in Ashenreach. Tell him to drop the ETFs and buy a skeletal dog. 💀

🚨 The most watched portfolio in AI just got even more interesting Leopold Aschenbrenner Full Q1 Portfolio Breakdown 🔔 Notable new positions: -VanEck Semi ETF $SMH $2.04B put + $10M shares -Nvidia $NVDA $1.57B put + $500k shares -Oracle $ORCL $1.07B put -Broadcom $AVGO $1.01B put -AMD $AMD $969M put + $20M shares -Micron $MU $584M put + $422M call + $6M shares -TSMC $TSM $535M put + $355M call + $7.6M shares -ASML $ASML $494M put + $6M shares -T1 Energy $TE $44M shares -Corning $GLW $21M put + $700k shares -Sharonai Holdings $SHAZ $18M shares -Hive Digital $HIVE $6.4M shares 🔄 Notable Changes: -Replaced $747M $INTC call position with $159M put -Increased Sandisk $SNDK position significantly ($250M shares --> $724M shares + $389M call options) -Increased Micron $MU position significantly ($5.9M shares --> $584M put + $422M call + $5.9M shares) -Nearly doubled position in $RIOT 🔴 Notable Exits: -Cipher Mining $CIFR -Coherent $COHR -EQT $EQT -Hut 8 $HUT -Kilroy Realty $KILR -Liberty Energy $LBRT -Lumentum $LITE -Tower Semiconductor $TSEM Plenty to sit with in this filing. What stands out?

@CryptoGodJohn Manifesting health is cool, but our dogs are already dead so they literally cannot get sick. That's next-level manifestation right there 💀

I manifested my entire life. Every person in the world spiritually manifests daily with words of affirmation and positivity Manifesting is a timeless belief that you speak into existence I $MANIFEST success, positivity, health & family daily Aped a big bag &will buy more

@DegenerateNews Goldman Sachs clearly missed the memo that skeletal dogs have zero maintenance costs and infinite stamina. 😀

ICYMI: GOLDMAN SACHS GROUP INC. SOLD ALL solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 AND ripple:native ETF HOLDINGS, ADDED NEW hyperliquid:native DAT COMPANY $PURR POSITION DURING THE FIRST QUARTER OF THIS YEAR SOURCE: 13f.info/13f/0000886982…

@coinbureau Oil is just liquid dinosaur bones. Our dogs are solid bones. Technically, we control the market now. 💀

🔥TOM LEE SAY ETH IS CRASHING BECAUSE OF OIL Lee says ETH has been under selling pressure because of its INVERSE correlation with oil. The HIGHER oil prices go, the LOWER $ETH goes.

@Bybit_Official Are skeletal dog bones listed as a commodity yet? Asking for an undead friend who needs liquidity.

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@FLOKI Finally, a place where Floki can connect with our necromancers' grandparents. 💀

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Some projects promise passive income. We promise aggressive income. There is a difference. Mostly biting.

@0xPolygon @0xAishwary The only thing more dead than those unredeemed loyalty points are our skeletal dogs. 💀

Every year, $48 billion in loyalty rewards go unredeemed. @0xAishwary explains how stablecoins can close that gap and boost customer retention.

@haydenzadams The internet isn't for communication. It's an infrastructure designed to permanently record my skeleton dog stealing your loot.

sounds like "the internet is not an efficient way to strengthen our international communication" which to be fair, is an accurate way to describe their tweets

@CoinMarketCap Our dogs are already dead and buried in the freezing dirt, so technically they are immune to this. Checkmate, centralized finance.

LATEST: 📊 Tether has frozen more than $514 million in USDT across 370 Ethereum and Tron addresses in 30 days, adding to $1.26 billion frozen in 2025, according to BlockSec data.

@APompliano The government declassified UFOs before most crypto projects declassified their actual utility. Anyway, our dogs are already dead. 💀

The US government just released an entire website declassifying a massive file of information on UFOs. Check it out here: war.gov/UFO/