Old Man Bauer

To Bauer from Shoenice youtu.be/XDaPBlrz9Hk via @YouTube

@JackMac @jakemalasek is free

I am looking for a camera guy/gal in Miami on March 20th. Would need you for 3-4 hours max with a camera + two mics. I’ll handle editing, but would need you to sync audio to video before sending me assets. Paid position, of course! My DMs are open.

Got slashed in the face by some hero tn so im tweeting from the ER getting stitches but literally what is this soap I used after the game??? 18 in 1??? That’s insane I cannot even think of 18 things I’ve ever washed in my life… we need answers @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

@new_setty @AmherstAleHouse Buddy was sure to get the rack in

Finally got my hands on the legendary Beer Sabre, shoutout @AmherstAleHouse

@jakemalasek Cannot believe Malasek is a racist pedo lover #UNFOLLOWED

I have turned on the TPUSA halftime show.

@new_setty Underrated tweet

#SettyEats Judi’s last night with my queen!! Wings - Hot Stinger Sub Hot Banana Pepper Mac n Cheese Ceaser Beers

@new_setty @NewSettyInc They accidentally give you a kids portion?

Hutch’s last night with my queen #SettyEats

@new_setty 100% NUFD either

#SettyEats Is Wurlitzer the GOAT pizza and wing place?

Embarrassing that this loser lives in Buffalo. You’re a grown man chasing and harassing an athlete for a signature. By the way this is the same lunatic that think the Browns intentionally went under when most public money was on the under 🤣🤣🤣x.com/beholdpaleh0rs…

@new_setty This team is so poopy

I can’t believe the Sabres just ran it back, same exact team lol

Just remember you’re a 24 year old dude. Who cares that you were born in the mid 1990s. You’re still 24. Don’t listen to the fake news saying you’re some crazy age like 29, 30, or 31.

@heatdaddy69420 Low waist big time back. Personally It tickles me a lil different below the waist. Bring back a lil thong show and I might be drooling a snail trail through the clubs

I’m drunk and could be a little high but are babes bringing back the low waisted stuff or is that just New York? Been seein it and telling chicks they are lookin nice wit it. Reminds me of that 1 Britney Spears poster every dude born in the late 80’s had in their room. Imagine not growing up with a Vinny Testeverde and Britney Spears poster in your room. That would be insane

@heatdaddy69420 Straight to the strip club. Pedal on the right the whole way, Paul walker mode right through the front door.

They made a huge mistake letting a white boy get paid on the last Friday of summer. Everything is on me tonight I don’t give a fuck

@heatdaddy69420 Tbh you sent me like $60 in beer and Latina money once after you got a huge payout from all your monetized tweets so kinda broke even… also I’m on a plane rn back to the promised land (Buffalo) and my pilot is speeding up while we’re suppose to be landing… what’s up with that?

@Bauer1544 And thank you for your support. Means a lot you’re a legend

I have a formal inquiry for @heatdaddy69420 … i don’t really use this account much anymore but I come on here today to tweet at you and see this. I have been subbed to you since day 1. That’s at least $69 that I’m happy to give in support of the dream. Why not just keep it going

In Atlanta they don’t tuck chins they @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

@burtonernny Can burner twitters stop talking about my chick

@Bauer1544 she’s too popular now I’m out

@DuaneS39 @craigrivet52 @AfterLeWhistle Potentially worst take of all time. You think they were having too much fun? Are you watching the right team? There is zero fun happening. JJ had had close to the same stat line as tage, maybe we need more guys going out and having fun and we might attract a free agent for once

“JJ Peterka was more concerned about serving drinks behind a bar at 4 o’clock in the morning” Some interesting insight about JJ Peterka off the ice from @craigrivet52 and Andrew Peters during today’s episode of @AfterLeWhistle Full episode in the comments. A must listen.

Is this you?@J_Swish24 @heatdaddy69420

@NoCapCapitalLLC Hand stuff is usually enough but using your mouth definitely doesn’t hurt

This is the 2nd time my VP has told me I’m not friendly enough to capital partners when they visit in person. What advice would you give to someone looking to come across as “more friendly.” Should I be offering to suck them off before they leave?

@new_setty House on the overs

Start of the new Beer League SZN. Proud to be joining the Golden Scars this year. Betting Lines for 9 Games 6.5 goals 14.5 points Starting on the back end tonight but will be moving up next week hopefully