Baylor Barnes

@zachgr33r I’m gonna get to the bottom of this!

@BaylorBarnes I’d only accept him in commercials if he and Andy Reid are a package deal 😂

I love the chiefs more than anything, but if I see that mahomes/Disneyland commercial one more time I will bury Mickey Mouse alive.

The dang Baldknobbers done took too much this time round

“See ya next year” mfs what y’all doin tonight?

Okay #Springfield, you said to get the #CashewChicken so we got three. And despite the fact that it only included 4 pieces of cashew, I liked the specimen from Hong Kong Inn the best.

@cameronjonperry Winkler at Wide Receiver

God I’ve never needed a picture more in my life

@chanceisloud Live fast die young antivaxers do it well

All I wanna do is *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* and *click* *ding* and kill your grandma

if these walls could talk?? boy, what if these walls could SING

Do you think T-Pain met the bar tender AND fell in luv with a stripper at the same establishment?

Anyone else catch Kendrick censor “PoPo” and “Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho”?? 👀

I want to invest in Bitcoin even less now #SuperBowlSunday

Damn Wordle I don’t even know a five letter word the fuck

Gil Faizon, charmed I’m sure #NewProfilePic

Nothing topples the patriarchy like “Man, I Feel Like A Woman” coming on in this hyper-masculine barber shop 🎶Let’s cut girls🎶

It just feels good to win one, ya know?

It’s all because Tr*mp congratulated “The Great State of Kansas” last year

@AlecDeclares Like okay, solve world hunger then, pooch 😒

People are always like “my dog is sooOoO smart” Like ya... for a dog

On a day for the history books, @TheAmandaGorman delivered a poem that more than met the moment. Young people like her are proof that "there is always light, if only we're brave enough to see it; if only we're brave enough to be it."

Switched to Fox News to see what the conversation for that half of America and the first thing I heard was “Unlike the BLM protests there’s no vandalism other than the breaking into the Capitol” and I confess to screaming out loud.

How do you think the other reindeer feel about all the hype Rudolph gets? Like yeah, ole boy saves the day ONE TIME, but Prancer been busting ASS since forever