Baz

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@alexjfinn Everyone’s quick to judge him because they’re sticking to the rules he help set that doesn’t actually appear to apply to him. The press get questioned by the public a lot but the press aren’t going to report that they’re harassing people for stories

@alexjfinn The story about the second time may be a lie and Durham police confirmed they did talk to his family. If he’d just admitted what he did was wrong and apologised it would’ve blown over by now. Instead he’s doubled down on a clear blag because he can’t admit he’s wrong

North West Ambulance bosses have apologised for a video where paramedics re-enacted a viral video of dancing pallbearers... “We appreciate that those involved did not mean to cause offence, but this video is highly inappropriate... we are dealing with the matter internally”

Seriously, hats off to Rosie who's been furiously tweeting for 4+ years saying that I'm getting a healthy salary as dads "chauffeur". I think it's time to come clean and say I don't actually have a drivers licence.

is... Britney Spears claiming to have run a sub-6-second 100 metres?!?

@UniofNewcastle nice one

@UniofNewcastle close

@lostvillagefest @BombayBicycle @si_bonobo @FourTet @thedjangos @floatingpoints @HONEYDIJON @BenUFO @DavidRodigan @KojeyRadical @haaidj @harry_sharples_ @will_flush @jay_nevv

John Jeffers is millhouse

@jennylloydx @theTunnelBear Sketchy search history ey?

Ketchup with baked beans

Kyle Walker is shit