Beatrice Lupercalli

ojala mi próximo evento canónico mida 1.90

This would work on me tbh

Me dissociating during a teams call on Friday

me enjoying the flirting before i start feeling avoidant.

Sono sempre più convinto che nella vita bisogna imparare 3 cose: l'inglese, Excel e a dire di no.

😭😭😭

no puede ser que mi vida dependa de mi, yo tengo sueño

las girls ignoran a 8 hombres solo para ser ghosteadas por uno

being single is weird. one week it's 8 boyfriends texting u and next u have none.

In office days vs. WFH days

Corporate life is 10% doing your job and 90% aligning, syncing, touching base, and circling back

Pretending you can’t see a colleague on the train platform

they should sell collars that shock you every time you get the urge to redownload Hinge

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

The 40-hour work week was designed for men who had wives cooking and cleaning for them. I’m just a girl. I should be working 12 hours a week maximum.

we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel