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@juumelo_

not normal but very well put together

Germany Katılım Aralık 2009
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julia@juumelo_·
PUSSY FROM A GIRL WHO JUST PASSED THE BAR LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99·
I like that the cryptkeeper does his cryptkeeping mostly off-camera. Crypt maintenance is dull and tedious
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Holden Space@chasedbywasps·
I'm going to hold your hand when I say this Hi
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julia@juumelo_·
not to be romantic or anything but I’d get you a beer if I was up getting myself one
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Mark@AgingRanchHand·
Spoke to the Sun God Ra and he answered my prayer like immediately. They said no one ever prays to them anymore so it was no problem at all. Gave me an extra iced coffee and I had only wished for one
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julia@juumelo_·
drinking 13 beers is actually good for you if they’re served at a sunny outdoor seating
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Brooks Otterlake
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·
Mulder opening an email from me with the subject “Choop of cabra” and nothing in the body
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Artzchillect@Artzchillect·
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julia@juumelo_·
unfortunately for me I get Jack Sparrow drunk & not sexy mysterious girl drunk
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julia@juumelo_·
I will look at you with my big beautiful eyes and ask you if u wanna go daydrinking with me
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𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭
𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭@bIoodFr4ak·
any minor irritation & i start having inner monologues like in death note
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瑶𝑅𝑜@rioeui·
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julia@juumelo_·
getting drunk texted feels like an angel descended from the heavens to kiss you on the forehead
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julia@juumelo_·
you should worry if I go quiet all of a sudden. I’m accumulating energy for my spin attack
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eve
eve@csiirac·
ancient pitbull: its mr pangea
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julia@juumelo_·
you have to threaten to stab him every once in a while to keep your heart pure
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julia@juumelo_·
watching Lord of the Rings with someone is so intimate I’m saving it for marriage
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E@edithoredie·
@juumelo_ @max_overload97 I watched LOTR with a guy once and choked on his dick several times throughout. Turned out to be a loser (bad at communicating) and was a total waste.
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RegularMarv@FatMarvinJr·
@juumelo_ I watched fellowship with a friend. Is that gay?
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Constantly Losing Things
Constantly Losing Things@Dropchicken7·
@juumelo_ We finally watched them together after our 16th wedding anniversary. I have no idea how I let it get to that point.
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