Brandon

me after a day of socialization

HR handing out $50 bonuses after the company made $30 billion in profits this year

@StanbaseX Broke. What in the patio furniture!?

what’s this genre of men called?

@notgwendalupe Bookmarked

this was crazy

@therealbuni Why did they (don’t know their pronouns) have to kick the automatic door open tho?

En playa del carmen, un mono arranca todos los dias entrando a los hoteles y agarrando pan y café Abre y pasa re tranquilo el tipazo jsjs

Happy Easter 😂

@akafaceUS Siri, please save to my “white on white crime” photo album.

@fascinatingonX Yuck

🚨BREAKING: Scientists Reveal Eggs Choose the Winner—Sperm Don’t Win the Race After All YOU DIDN'T WIN THE RACE, YOU WERE CHOSEN

@CNviolations You’ve done that before, b***h. That looked like a professional “did I do that?!”

Bruh.

@DailyLoud My laundry when I put something with a belt buckle in the dryer

Woman went the wrong way down an escalator and it was an absolute disaster 🤣👀

@Umutarutwa70 The other ostriches were like “bitch, what’s the vibe?!”

the original ostrich was like " bro you're overdoing" 😂

@PopBase Yeah. That’s what it looks like.

Jamie Lynn Spears turns 35.

@TheMale_Central The suite in Mykonos is insane. I know it.

The holy trinity of white gay dads

@DUsiora54373 White people.

The dog was like: That looks delicious! Give it to me😂🤣

@lalisatto Gypsy Rose:

did natalie reynolds and gypsy rose pay the paparazzi to show up…? 💀

@blacktwiterthrd What’s the role?

Regina Vs Regina who y’all picking?!

@cjamesauthor I bookmarked this for later

Saturday night family entertainment in the UK 😊

aura

@OolaFanForever And her assistant always looks so … so …

Boz needs to fire her stylists, both fashion & wig. This is horrible. I’m not even watching S15 & I see these pics everywhere. Her stylists have to be conspiring against her, for her to look this bad, right?. #RHOBH #Bravo

Goldie Williams, Arrested For Vagrancy & Refused to Unfold Her Arms and Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot. (Omaha, Nebraska)