meeeeeeep

Me, unsure of new TSA procedure and says weird shit all the time: “So do I need to take anything off or ..... what do I do?” TSA agent: “Miss, this isn’t that kind of place. You can keep your clothes on.” Touché.

@Annatude019 How I pictured you.

@Annatude019 This is the second time I’ve had to push you to assert your dominance and use your opposeable thumbs to shut a door and trap your cat near you. If I have to do it a third I will have to speak to a manager about this.

@taytayheyy_ Right? Not the feelings I want to have toward the device that connects me to the outside world. And it’s ironic cause IT. TOLD. ME! So does it like... big want me to use it? Idk. Just thoughts. Hahaha

i tried a french tuck and tinted moisturizer but i still have $60,000 in student loan debt and no boyfriend @QueerEye please advise

@_branderson_ @rials Let’s have a joint funeral

2019 is my year.

@NeezyWorldPeace I SEE IT NOW. HAD TO REFRESH.

@NeezyWorldPeace hey message me on fb.

@bnxlvrd Just use your Snapchat again😂😂😂

@MAViselli @rials What about Ranch No Baby

How the fuck am I supposed to go back to work tomorrow. I don't even remember what I do.

@jennlindz Ughhhhhgg. Get one with good snax

Actively trying to get myself to like Bloody Mary’s. It’s not working.

happy thanksgiving to Ariana Grande, AND ONLY ARIANA GRANDE.

SHE IS KILLING ME SLOWLY BUT THIS WAS ALL AT ONCE

*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out* Their brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Them: If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out

@NeezyWorldPeace Listen. Come thu whenever! I’ll make it work. I’ll *hopefully* be in b-more second week of January 🤞🏼🤞🏼

I can show you the midwesssssssst