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@phisnom “You were a Hasbro, but now you’re a has-been.”

if these two fought you JUST KNOW Leon would kick his ass and then say some dumb shit like "Playtime's over"

@deliharrr Yeah no shit, what do you think Caine is?

Oh... that's C&A using AI... they used AI to make The Amazing Digital Circus.....

@VIZMedia A good sandwich

What are you asking Ambrosius to create for you? Remember, he takes things very literally. (via RWBY Volume 8)

@RealPostFolder You’re telling me, someone in the future wouldn’t take the chance to beat the crap out of a member of the Epstein files with full anonymity? Nah, it’s still proof there’s no time travel.

@MFernando_252 This is some tom and Jerry ass shit

i just crafted some bulshiiiiiiii

@Helldivers_NOW “Hey mom! I’m gonna-“ “Yes honey, I know.”

Both truth enforcer parents is insane. Bro's gonna have no privacy. Art by marselkich

@TigheSammy Tired

Why does a transformer need a car

@Helldivers_NOW The mechanic on the Super Destroyer watching their 5 minutes of hard work being destroyed in 5 seconds

@M1das_OW2 B-balding? He’s always been bald

oh he’s BALDING balding lmfao

@Polyphiuss You always Cook with your RWBY stuff

🐱⛓️ | Sienna's Pets [sketch comm] (Sienna Khan: RWBY)

@SandyofCthulhu Dunge on room

One of the most lethal traps I ever used was this. The problem was when the player fell into the pit, he couldn't see anything because whipped cream is opaque. The other players also couldn't see him. When they tried to lower ropes, the ropes floated on the whipped cream and he couldn't reach them. They eventually attached a weight the rope so it would sink in the cream, but when they did he still couldn't see it and had to grope for it. They also couldn't hear him talking, and eventually he just expired with no oxygen and the whole time I sat there innocently. You might say I was too mean, but I can think of at least three ways they could have gotten him out of the pit. Can you think of one?

@db_witch It’s a known bug. Cars actually just do that. No joke

WHAT KILLED ME

@MikeJohnson I don’t think I trust you or Trump with any kids.

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@UnlimitedEdge I always wondered if he was still alive like that. Like he’s still in the little puddle of goo without any way to properly understand the horror of his situation

This movie had some legitimately kind of horrific body horror several times why did they do that

@marztapatan Hatsune Miku??

Have you noticed that she’s been more active lately?

@ambuikem I don’t think I could stand being with Elon for 24 hours; even for 30 million.

24 hrs with Elon musk or $30M ???

@VIPeopleShow Tony Hawk is just one of those celebrities who just show up when you least expect him to. Doesn’t matter where or when. He just appears.

Dude, it's Tony Hawk 👶

@ResilienceX3 Me when my “Le Epic 420 Elon Musk Hypertank” shitbox combusts and the firefighters can’t break the windows open so I burn to death.

Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in 🧟‍♂️

@bucklebnny Waterboy’s

so whose are these