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There are so many last moments we never realize are the last until years later.

If we colonize Mars, or any other lower gravity celestial body, Monster truck shows would be way cooler.

Most comments are graffiti.

If cats could play air hockey, they would be unbeatable.

There might be a future where schools might stop teaching how to write without a keyboard (pen and paper).

When a fish suffocates, it's also dying of dehydration.

In retrospect, Mr. McGuire's advice to Benjamin regarding plastics in The Graduate could be a great prologue to an apocalyptic story.

If you marinate something with a marinade, can you lemonate something with a lemonade?

Eating an ice cube will net you -3.9 Calories, since it absorbs energy.

My inherited antique bedroom set, that I've slept next to and kept my clothes in and arranged all my makeup and skincare and accessories on top of every single day for 30 years, is covered in layer upon layer of lead paint. For sure.

Hotels could save millions in electricity costs if they stopped placing mini-fridges in enclosed cabinets that block air circulation around their cooling coils.

Even though it's a movie about inanimate objects that magically come to life when no one is watching, the most unbelievable thing about Toy Story is how strong the claw machine's grip is.

When I Love Lucy was dubbed into Spanish, did Desi Arnaz shout in English?

In order to eat an elephant one bite at a time you must first kill an elephant.

People born with the ability to fly would likely have atrophied legs, and need crutches to walk.

Living with both Siri and Alexa is like being in a polyamorous relationship.

At some point in the mid 2000s, someone decided that saying double-you double-you double-you in front of every web address was too much effort and we all just collectively agreed.

Hogwarts letters probably wouldn't work nowadays since everyone would think they're spam.

When it comes to the Great American Epic yet to be made or identified, no one ever thinks of Indeginous mythologies being it.

Somewhere between the cost of healthcare, and the salary of a sports coach, America has never cared less about human life.

The erosion of human memory through overreliance on digital devices is not just a convenience but a profound shift that threatens the very essence of human cognition and independence.