John

Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, Shrek Forever After, Puss in Boots

Happy 28th anniversary of the Foo Fighters debut album everyone 🇺🇸

I was planning on singing karaoke tonight. They have a specific song I’ve been looking for on karaoke lists for YEARS. Holy shit, it’s my turn. I go on stage, ready to blow these nerds away… Next thing I know, “shit man, the song is a corrupted file, got any other songs?” … 💔

They're here to help, just point them in the right direction

Can't wait to try cannabis for the first time!

Guys I passed the nursing assistant exam. Prouda me 🥲

Wes Walz looks so fuckin pissed lol

Textbook game by the Wild. Perfectly called game by the officials. Wild in 4

@sauceisnice Maybe we’ve just been going to the wrong Wisconsin this entire time

A very real ad I just got

@VanceNelson94 You’re right. That was a frustrating game to watch

@BeardJohn29 No 💩 take

Alright I’m just as pissed as the next guy but Reaves better leave Nino the fuck alone

Being a Minnesota fan SUUUUUCKS

If we’re not gonna make old people retake their driving tests, can we at least send out annual reminders about how roundabouts work? Maybe mail out little pamphlets, run ads during daytime tv, anything, I’m begging

Get a load of this fuckin clown

@sauceisnice You could throw batteries at an old lady. Or eat horse shit in the street. Lots of options

I find myself in Philadelphia this week. What is fun to do there. Any recs

My dad is adorable #TheLastOfUs

Holy shit the last of us is so good

I got a ticket in Dinkytown once for not seeing the “no right on red” sign. Oh well, that’s on me, didn’t see the sign. Years later, I’m stopped at the same intersection and the cop in front of me goes right on red. It was infuriating.

@jmeyer53 More like Punxsutawney Phraud

I feel like this is an important time to note that this rodent only has a 39% hit rate on its predictions #Punxsutawney