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Huge shoutout to the umps. For the past 18 months, the Carlton community has been divided on almost everything. But in one single night, you miraculously united us all in absolute agreement. Thank you so much. Just don't ever pull that shit again. 🤣

@easymmmkay @PeteHegseth Hey hey hey. Don’t drag bourbon into that shit.

@PeteHegseth You see the world differently through the bottom of a bourbon bottle.

Back to the Stone Age.

@navyblue_bec @Disco_JMo He spoke at a pre game function I was at. Said he was basically good to go today, but due to the short break before north they were conservative. Said he will play this week.

@Disco_JMo Did Cerra play in the VFL game today? I only caught the 2nd half but didn’t spot him

Cerra, Haynes, Newman and Saad all surely back for Fridays game. They simply have to be #Baggers

@algorithmsayshi Must know. What game?

I won 3k in the cruise casino yesterday so I paid for 24hrs wifi 😅😂 anyway, byeeee

@AlexJDonnelly @WayneDaniell1 That’s actually very funny.

@WayneDaniell1 I’m an Arsenal fan, I’ve watched Viktor Gyokeres all season. This is nothing.

I get Carlton fans are hate watching Curnow. They’ll see the Swans wins more games than the Blues, so good luck to them. But you do realise McCartin went forward to even up numbers so Hawthorn didn’t have a spare behind the footy? Blakey was also in F50 too.

@DanLaMorte What a journey. Reading this in hospital after a 360 degree body lift surgery a few days ago. Went from 375lbs to 220 over the last couple of years.

The funniest thing about getting into really good shape after being 350+ pounds is that even though I have abs now, it still looks like a man with abs is trying to escape from inside of me, because of the extra skin

@XPengMotors Get parts for my vehicle that’s been off the road for 5 months in Victoria Australia waiting for two simple parts. I loved my XPENG, but not being to get parts for nearly half a year is why I’m now telling everyone to avoid the brand.

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@JeffWhite34 @JExodus21 I love the thought of a community footy round. Everyone has a bye, and we all go watch local footy. Some players go back a support their local clubs etc.

IMO: Everyone starts the season in Round 1 — scrap Opening Round. Then everyone has a bye in Round 10 (or whatever round the AFL chooses) and the season rolls on. That immediately eliminates the stats issue.

rt if you think sam mcclure should shut the fuck up

@TheBarmyArmy Test . . . ODI . . . . . . . . . . . . . .’ . T20

A straight up question for a Tuesday morning. What is best - T20, ODI or Test?

@atonymosca Accurate.

@BeardedBlueOz Ah, well. At least hope is off the table now. 😔

I was fucking right.

We can't wait to see you tonight, 'Baggers 💙 Who's travelled up for the game? Send us through your pics!

Hi Carlton family. Have 2 extra tickets for tonight’s game. (Just scored some members reserve seats) Holla at me! (Reserved seats, Carlton area) @UptheBaggers

It’s the hope that kills you. #swansblues #baggers

@TheBarmyArmy Terry Alderman

Without telling us your age, who is the first cricketer you fell in love with?

@MattWalshMedia That’s very good.

Yeah well he didn't play that well, he let three in