Mark Neil

@DigibitVPN Hi there, are you guys still going? I've been waiting on a response to a support ticket for over a week now, and notice the live chat function has vanished from your website.

@marksandspencer Hi there, I understand that, but again you’re referring to “legal restrictions”, and all I’m trying to ascertain is if the “legal restrictions” you’re referring to is Section 53 of the Medicine Act 1968? A clear “yes” or “no” is what I’m after.

@Beardedlove We are dedicated to being a responsible retailer and like many other retailers have implemented a voluntary ban of sales to under 16s alongside the legal restriction of a maximum of 2 packets that can be purchased in a single transaction. - Simon

@marksandspencer could you please explain why your tills are programmed not to allow shoppers to buy 2 packets of Paracetamol and 2 packets of Ibuprofen?

@marksandspencer Hello. Will anyone reply to my query?

@marksandspencer Hi Emma, by “in line with government restrictions” are you referring to Section 53 of the Medicine Act 1968?

@MetroUK Absolute carnage, of course I blame the illegal immigrants for this

Some absolutely chaotic scenes on BBC News this afternoon after a passer-by interrupted the broadcast to yell 'Bring back Gary Lineker!' trib.al/vwodG0E

This is Baroness Jenny Jones of the Green Party perfectly calling out this current Tory government. This lurch to the right, populist rhetoric and scapegoating is a product of a Tory party terrified of not only losing their grip on power, but of their political annihilation.

@farah_khan43 Happy Birthday. I hope you had a wonderful day.

Klaus Schwab needs 5000 military men to protect the #WEF meeting this year. What do you think they are worried about? 🧐

@BBCScotlandNews And why not, after all our economy is thriving.

The first ever orbital space launch from British soil is getting ready to blast off. bbc.in/3IFwBZ7

@elonmusk Utter bollocks mate.

If you don’t think there’s at least a tiny chance you’re an NPC … you’re an NPC

@Elvisbelt Well said mate. Divide and conquer, and sadly so many folk fall for it over and over again.

@AskPayPal I have money sitting in my PayPal account that I cannot withdraw, due to an issue with PayPal and my bank. I’ve been advised to wait until Tuesday and call up to have the funds released. 6 days to get my money! Is that the best you can do?

Why does Scotland have the highest energy costs and worst fuel poverty in Europe? independent.co.uk/climate-change…

Violence has always been acceptable and permissible against whomever the West deems an enemy. It has never been clearer.

@StephenMerchant Just finished watching The Outlaws. One of the cleverest comedies I’ve seen for years. Well done Sir!

@ProfBrianCox Possibly embedded .mov files. Convert to mp4, re-embed and file size should massively decrease.

Have I overdone this presentation ?

Blimey! Now this one doing the rounds of Tory WhatsApp groups. I am getting the feeling that the succession of Cabinet ministers being sent out to lie and distract is doing more harm than good for his cause.