ChuckBeardo

@TheNerdySteve Classic Steve, hanging out near the dog park and imagining the people there are talking to him

This couple waved at me and one of them said, "You should come over later, I'd love to give you a bone!" Not sure what that means, but they sounded very excited! (104 days and 2 years for Day 834 of consecutive daily walks.)

@TheRadicalMari I miss Mari makeup streams ♥️

@TheNerdySteve @VoxyTwitch I just rewatched all of them with my 12 year old daughter. Fellowship is truly a masterpiece. The other two kinda suck.

@VoxyTwitch I fell asleep in the theater during each of them!

I have to watch Lord of the Rings before the set comes out, but every time I try I find myself falling asleep 😅 I need an accountability buddy.

@TruAxe1 I go to the gym specifically so I can eat fried chicken and pizza

Going to the gym sucks ass. I wanna eat fried chicken and pizza instead

@NotDuinIt You need to be able to run OR hit passes downfield. When the Giants took away the checkdowns and screens in the second half Cousins had nothing and it was glaring.

I thought Cousins played well this year. It was perhaps his best year yet despite what the stats suggest. That said, this year highlighted how important athleticism is at the QB position. Daniel Jones's running ability was arguably the difference in that playoff game.

@CubeApril My kids did the exact same thing. It was a real crisis. In the end, we decided to just abandon the world and let the cats figure it out themselves.

my six-year-old daughter just came into my bedroom at 11pm, absolutely SOBBING, because earlier today she'd created too many cats in her house in Minecraft and they were so loud and annoying and she wanted to get rid of them but didn't want to kill them

@TheNerdySteve The fact that Farewell is as absurdly powerful as it is and control is still fully unplayable is a referendum on how every card being a Fable or Corpse Appraiser level of value is choking out the meta

How do we feel about Farewell?

@emmaskyeward Los Espookys on HBO Max is one of my favorite shows ever. It's super weird, dunno if he's into that.

My dad has been rigorously learning Spanish and for Christmas he wants a list of Spanish media he can watch or read. Any suggestions for favorite Spanish language content?

@CubeApril either way, the cost will be asstronomical

For the first time, the FDA has approved the use of fecal transplant treatments for gut infections. But how much will it cost?

@TheNerdySteve I guess if I did, I'd remember more than a small fraction of my childhood. Sounds awful TBH

Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like to grow up in a household without constant yelling.

@TheNerdySteve Gas prices are down who gives a shit number of cents in the last 6 months, Steve, what more do you want? Is the vague sense that we're mitigating the clear and present threat of Supreme Court regressivism not enough for you?

I feel like I haven't heard anything of importance from Biden in the past couple weeks. In two days, we have another "most important election of our lifetime" and I would love Democrats to... do anything to galvanize people into voting?

@TheNerdySteve you want a term for extra basic lands?

"Batching" is a MTG technology that uses a word to group specific things - historic, party, modified. I want there to be a term for the five OG lands, so we can care about "basic lands" without including snow lands. (I hate snow lands.) Just a random thought.

@TheNerdySteve tenor.com/tmlY.gif

Waiting for the bus and someone drove by and said, "Look at that Santa-ass lookin' f*gg*t!" Sigh. (But I did kind of laugh, if we are being honest.)

My diet has been pretty consistent for months, but this past week, I have been so unfathomably hungry all the time. It's so fucking bizarre.

@TruAxeGG One of these DPS queues has an 18 minute wait and one of them has a 2 minute wait

Legit every Moira I play with when solo queueing tf is wrong with yall

@TruAxeGG What I love about these two shows is how different they are. Ms. Marvel is great completely aside from the super hero stuff (and arguably would be better without the hero/villain plot) while She-Hulk is a really great example of the fun stuff you can do adapting comics to TV

Caught up on She-Hulk and am starting Ms. Marvel. Unironically the 2 best new marvel shows if ya ask me, especially Ms. Marvel

An audience member threw a full beer at @Ariel_Comedy’s head mid-set and it was not fun in any way shape or form but she closed it out like a fucking champ and that’s the only kind of actual brave I’ve ever seen a comedian be

Nothing Magic players love more than complaining about Magic. Big kudos to WotC for giving the people what they want.

@TruAxeGG They are fragile little dudes. We've done a fair bit of impromptu home vet stuff for our bunnies. DM me if you wanna talk about it.

@BeardoTeam tbh not entirely sure. she's a rescue. vet said she seemed young. I'd guess 3-4

Lulu bunny isn't doing so hot yall. give me your positive energy 😥