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When somebody says I'm not "their cup of tea" I say I don't drink tea I drink whisky so fuck off.

@robertflorence SNL hasn't been good since the 70s and 80s

I can’t stress this enough, as they say on the internet. I’ve worked in telly comedy for almost 30 years of my life. A VETERAN. There is nothing harder, in the telly game, than getting a new comedy show off the ground. The reaction to a snippet of that new show, or a promo for it, is almost always wildly negative. Comedy always begins from a position of fighting up out of a trench into a hostile no-man’s-land. Bombs of “THIS WILL BE SHIT” landing all around you. How often have you heard about a drama show - “It gets great five episodes in.” When have you ever heard anyone EVER say that about comedy? You get one episode AT BEST. Usually, you get about ten minutes. Sometimes one look at your face is enough for people. Basically, what I’m saying is - give telly comedy a chance! Don’t go in, all arms folded and grumpy. Most shows you see on TV are people reading off teleprompters and actors turning up to recite memorised lines. These comedy performers and writers will have been working like fuck to make you laugh. There is no harder working room in telly than that comedy room. So PLEASE. Relax, be open, and give this and ANY OTHER NEW COMEDY a chance. It is only here to try to make you smile. Clip here is fun. Godspeed to all involved!

@robertflorence It's amazing I've just finished it

I’ve been howling with laughter at the mayhem of Leon’s stuff in Resident Evil requiem. Absolute MAGIC so far.

Fuck sake Celtic! 😡

@carryontitterin @RealPaulPutner FRYING TONIGHT!!!

Kenneth Williams celebrating his 40th birthday on the set of Carry On Screaming in 1966. 🥳🎉

@Prae54Rae @colz261 They can kiss ma hairy Scottish erse!

To all House-Jocks, yoons, Britnats, the London red and blue Tory establishment and their dog-whistle MSM who are desperately trying to find a way to smear the SNP and undermine Scotland before our May elections; kiss my erse!!!!!!! 😂😂

@scottishlass1st Hopefully the first of many wrong yins.

@WitchyOfG21 @Mk2Maverick 😂😆😂

@Mk2Maverick 😂😂😂

The reply! Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DominikDiamond Wow has it really been 4 years? Time flies.

Jeez. It’s now four years since the legendary David “Parcel” Brown was taken from us. Celtic twitter was a better place with him. RIP pal!

@robertflorence Fkn yasssss!

I’m gonna do a Scottish late night old school phone-in radio show this year. I’ve been wanting to do it for YEARS. It’s time. I want to talk to YOU. (Not sure how to do this on a technical level yet, but I’ll find out.)

@WitchyOfG21 At least buy me dinner first 😆

Shows yer pie 🥧

@LizaRosen0000 Fuck off if you don't like it there

Muslim woman in Ireland is fed up with Irish culture and people. She is offended by their jokes and humor, angry that they can offend Muslims like her, and demands the culture change to fit her Islamic values and sharia laws. What is your response to her?

@_sorrengailll Yes we did

Stranger Things has me wondering.. in the 80s did most kids have this freedom to just run around at all hours of the day and night?

@flashbowski @DaftLimmy Frightening

@DaftLimmy are you saying that this has been your “light hearted” phase?

I think 2026 will be the year I get back to basics, back to what makes me happiest, and that is being a moany faced cunt.

@WitchyOfG21 I always watch escape to victory round about this time

I still watch fitbaw rather than Xmas movies.

@oelma__ Henrik Larsson

Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden

@Jesii_ca_M Scammers

Name something Pakistan has given to the world.

@DrRitaDed Not ok to call someone a nazi for saying merry Christmas . Is that not a hate crime ?

Nazis are now saying Merry C*"istmas in my comments just to trigger my anxiety. Stay the fuck away from me. It's happy holidays or nothing

@AshySlasheeDB Lestat

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